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Jokes of the day for Wednesday, 21 January 2009

Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Wednesday, 21 January 2009
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An out-of-towner becomes frien...

An out-of-towner becomes friendly with Thelma, the waitress in a hotel coffee shop, and invites her up to his room. She is indignant. The guy says, "Don't get excited. This is all in the bible."

Thelma is appeased, and after her shift they go out and have a few drinks. Again the man invites her up to his room, and again she is angry. The man explains, "It's in the bible."

An hour later they're in the guys hotel room and he suggests they undress and have some fun. He assures Thelma that it isn't sinful since it's in the bible.

"Where?" she says. "Where does it say that?"

Taking the bible from the nightstand, he opens it to the front cover where someone has written, "Thelma the waitress puts out."
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What does a group of supermode...

What does a group of supermodels have in common? Nothing they can think of.
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Joke | Source: Click The City - Philippine's Leading Lifestyle and Entertainment Guide.
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Insane Asylum

Late one night at the insane asylum, an inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another inmate asked, "How do you know?" "God told me!" A voice from another room suddenly shouted, "I did not!"
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A paperboy said to a customer one day...

A paperboy said to a customer one day, "Mr. Smith, I wish I had twenty customers like you."
"Gosh, that's nice to hear," said Smith, "but I'm kind of surprised considering I never tip all that well and always pay late."
The paperboy said, "I know, but I'd still like twenty customers like you. The problem is I have one hundred and forty!"
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