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Jokes of the day for Sunday, Feb the 1st 2009
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Little Johnny... Finding Jesus |
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, Where is Jesus today?
Steven raises his hand and says, Hes in Heaven.
Mary answers, Hes in my heart.
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, Hes in our bathroom!
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
Well, Little Johnny says, every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells Jesus Christ, are you still in there?! |
Permalink | Source : Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
Rating: 2.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
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Playboy special |
| Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married.
Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo |
Permalink | Source : The Bartender's guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker
Rating: 4.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
| Did you hear about the dude who just bought an AM radio? It took him two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night. |
Permalink | Source : Click The City - Philippine's Leading Lifestyle and Entertainment Guide.
Rating: 3.0/10 (2 votes cast) |
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A husband says to his to friend: "My wife wasn't happy with the bag and belt I gave her for her birthday â but at least the vacuum cleaner works better."
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Permalink | Source : http://news.scotsman.com/ - Joke of the day
Rating: 6.8/10 (4 votes cast) |
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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? |
Permalink | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
Rating: 6.0/10 (4 votes cast) |
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died. The entire family showed up to the funeral.
Every day after the funeral, the old man would show up at the grave with his dog and spend a few minutes out there.
About two months later, a priest saw the old man out there with his dog and decided to go talk to the old man.
"Hello, there. You know, we see you come out here every day to visit your wife's grave, and we just think that's so sweet. We were all wondering if the dog is something that was special to your wife since you always bring it out here with you."
"No, actually I bring the dog out here to piss on the grave. I'd do it myself, but I'd get arrested for indecent exposure!" |
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Rating: 5.4/10 (5 votes cast) |
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Wealthy Palestine
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Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing. |
Permalink | Source : Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
Rating: 6.0/10 (3 votes cast) |
Q: What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg?
A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. |
Permalink | Source : Comedy.com - The World Famous Comedy.com Daily Joke!
Rating: 5.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
"A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says,
""Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"" "
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Rating: 5.3/10 (3 votes cast) |
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