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Jokes of the day for Wednesday, Feb the 11th 2009
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Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room |
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, he tells the doctor, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wifes golf ball stuck right in the cows butt. Thats when I made my mistake.
What did you do? asks the doctor.
Well, as I was standing there holding up the tail, I yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours! |
Permalink | Source : Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
Rating: 4.7/10 (3 votes cast) |
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Anyone Here |
| Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.
She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and again she yelled:
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE!!?"
Then she heard a voice from far, far away:
"Hello! We're down here..." |
Permalink | Source : The Bartender's guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker
Rating: 5.7/10 (3 votes cast) |
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Simplified Income Taxes |
REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORM
New Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes
1. How much money did you make in 2000?
2. Send it to us.
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Permalink | Source : Joke of the Day - Jokes served hot and fresh daily.
Rating: 4.3/10 (3 votes cast) |
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| Why did the dude climb up to the roof of the bar? He heard that the drinks were on the house. |
Permalink | Source : Click The City - Philippine's Leading Lifestyle and Entertainment Guide.
Rating: 6.5/10 (6 votes cast) |
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Raffle prizes... |
Bubba & Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when the decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Earl won 1st prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the neighborhood bar for a couple of beers. Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl replied, "Great, I love spaghetti! How about you, how's that toilet brush?"
"Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper." |
Permalink | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
Rating: 7.9/10 (8 votes cast) |
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A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral.
The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. 'Only a shilling?' said the Justice, 'Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury twenty more of them.' |
Permalink | Source : Joke rating machine - Jokes in categories, joke of the day by categories
Rating: 7.8/10 (4 votes cast) |
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A Recently Spotted Christian Bumper Sticker:
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"My kid saved your honor student."
--God |
Permalink | Source : Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
Rating: 7.3/10 (4 votes cast) |
| A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?" |
Permalink | Source : Comedy.com - The World Famous Comedy.com Daily Joke!
Rating: 5.8/10 (4 votes cast) |
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?
Because even God can't stand to watch! |
Permalink | Source : Australia, India, Sri Lanka - Australian Joke of the day
Rating: 3.9/10 (18 votes cast) |
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; ...she's dead." |
Permalink | Source : Kiwi box - today's pick Joke of the day
Rating: 6.0/10 (5 votes cast) |
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Lady Golfer |
| Lawyers in an Edson law firm lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. It was their favorite moment of the week. Then, one of the lawyers was transferred to an office in another city. It wasn't quite the same without him. A new woman lawyer joined their law firm. One day, she overheard the remaining three talking about their golf round at the coffee table. Curious, she spoke up, 'You know, I used to play on my golf team in college and I was pretty good. Would you mind if I joined you next week?' |
Permalink | Source : jokes warehouse - Animal jokes, Blonde jokes, doctor jokes, drunk jokes and jokes of the day
Rating: 2.7/10 (3 votes cast) |
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