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Jokes of the day for Friday, Feb the 20th 2009
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Walks Into a Bar... Cheese Sandwich |
A man walks into a bar with a cheese sandwich under his arm. A pint of Guinness for me and the cheese sandwich, he says to the barman.
Im sorry, sir, replies the barman, we dont serve food in here. |
Permalink | Source : Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
Rating: 5.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
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Buzzzzzz |
| What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A space invader. |
Permalink | Source : The Bartender's guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker
Rating: 4.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
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A Bet Made At The Local Bar |
A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender. The man walks up to the counter, and says to the bartender, "I bet you \$1,000 that I can spray beer from my mouth into a shot glass from thirty feet away, and not get any outside the glass."
The bartender thinks that this guy is a nutcase, but he wants his \$1,000, so he agrees. The bartender gets out a shot glass, paces off thirty feet, and the contest begins. The man sprays beer all over the bar. He doesn't even touch the shot glass. When he finishes, the bartender looks at him and says, "Well, I guess you owe me \$1,000, huh?"
The man answers, "Yeah, but I bet all of those people outside the window \$500 a piece that I could come in here and spray beer all over the bar."
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Rating: 6.3/10 (3 votes cast) |
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| Heard about the engineer who invented a device for seeing through brick walls? Its called a window. |
Permalink | Source : Click The City - Philippine's Leading Lifestyle and Entertainment Guide.
Rating: 1.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
Two parrots sitting on a Perch when one says to the other â can you smell fish?
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Permalink | Source : http://news.scotsman.com/ - Joke of the day
Rating: 6.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
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Blind date.... |
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the room-mate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner." |
Permalink | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
Rating: 4.3/10 (3 votes cast) |
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning", said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" And she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!", he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning." |
Permalink | Source : Joke rating machine - Jokes in categories, joke of the day by categories
Rating: 6.0/10 (4 votes cast) |
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Good News, Bad News
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A minister stood in front of his congregation and announced, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is that it’s still in your pockets.” |
Permalink | Source : Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
Rating: 7.0/10 (6 votes cast) |
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The Devil |
| A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. |
Permalink | Source : jokes warehouse - Animal jokes, Blonde jokes, doctor jokes, drunk jokes and jokes of the day
Rating: 5.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
Q: Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner. |
Permalink | Source : Comedy.com - The World Famous Comedy.com Daily Joke!
Rating: 4.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".
The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"
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Permalink | Source : Australia, India, Sri Lanka - Australian Joke of the day
Rating: 5.7/10 (3 votes cast) |
Two guys are out in the woods hiking.
All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them.
The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.
The second guy says, "What are you doing? He says, "I figure when the bear gets too close, we'll have to jump down and make a run for it." The second guy says, "Are you crazy? You can't outrun a bear"!
The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you
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Permalink | Source : Kiwi box - today's pick Joke of the day
Rating: 7.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
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