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Jokes of the day for Sunday, Mar the 1st 2009
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I want my baby back ribs |
| God was talking to Adam one day when Adam begins to lament. God Im lonely, I need a companion? God replies, Adam, I have the perfect person for you, shes beautiful, shes generous, and shell be yours forever Adam, excited about the news begins to thank God over and over.sound great, but then stops and asks God, Wait a minute, how much is she going to cost me? An arm and a leg, God replied jokingly. Thats pretty steep said Adam, What can I get for a rib? |
Permalink | Source : Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
Rating: 2.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
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Rest Area |
| On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".
By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms. |
Permalink | Source : The Bartender's guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker
Rating: 3.4/10 (5 votes cast) |
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Answering Machine Message 166 |
(Recorded directly from AT&T:) We're sorry, but the number you dialed is disconnected or no longer in service.
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Permalink | Source : Joke of the Day - Jokes served hot and fresh daily.
Rating: 4.3/10 (3 votes cast) |
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| "My sister has been playing the violin for six years." "Is she any good?" "Not really. It took her five years to figure out she's not supposed to blow it." |
Permalink | Source : Click The City - Philippine's Leading Lifestyle and Entertainment Guide.
Rating: 4.0/10 (3 votes cast) |
| A man went to a fancy dress party wearing trousers, a roll-neck sweater, and a balaclava, all light brown. He was carrying a woman,wearing a brown and fawn dress,piggy back style.
His host asked him what he had come as. He answered: "A tortoise.''
The host asked ''What about the woman?"
The man replied ''She's Michelle.''
Mark Wilson, Joppa
What's another name for a sugar daddy?
A lolly pop
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Permalink | Source : http://news.scotsman.com/ - Joke of the day
Rating: 5.3/10 (4 votes cast) |
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You see.... |
During a dinner party, the hosts' two little children entered the dining room totally nude and walked slowly around the table.
The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was happening and kept the conversation going. The guests cooperated and also continued as if nothing extraordinary was happening. After going all the way around the room, the children left, and there was a moment of silence at the table, during which one child was heard to say....
"You see, it IS vanishing cream!" |
Permalink | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
Rating: 5.0/10 (4 votes cast) |
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One day, there's a man and his wife driving along a road. Suddenly out of nowhere, a freak cyclone sweeps through, overturning the car and ripping off both the man and woman's clothes. The Cyclone passes as quickly as it came, and the man finds himself trapped underneath the overturned car. He shouts at his wife to get help, who responds by telling him that she is wearing no clothes. "Put my shoes over your crotch!" he shouts "and go and get me help".
She obliges, putting his shoes over her crotch, and flags down the next passing car. The driver gets out. "Help, help, it's my husband!" shouts the woman, to which the driver says, "Well if he's that far up, he's got no bloody chance!" |
Permalink | Source : Joke rating machine - Jokes in categories, joke of the day by categories
Rating: 6.4/10 (5 votes cast) |
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Real Church Signs
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Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.
Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
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Permalink | Source : Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
Rating: 4.0/10 (6 votes cast) |
Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and a Coke machine have in common?
A: They both say 'Insert Bill Here.' |
Permalink | Source : Comedy.com - The World Famous Comedy.com Daily Joke!
Rating: 5.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
A little boy went up to his father and asked :
" Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? "
His father replied :
" Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother,
because I still have mine. "
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Permalink | Source : Australia, India, Sri Lanka - Australian Joke of the day
Rating: 7.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
One day there were three astronauts a blonde, brunnete, and a redhead eating together.
The brunette said, "Hey you guys we were the first people in outer space we should be proud of that," and they said, "Yeah, yeah we are.
Then they start to eat again when the redhead says "Hey you guys we were the first ones on the moon we should be proud of that too." They said, "Yeah, yeah we are."
The blonde starts thinking and about one hour later she says, "You guys, you know how we were the first one in outer space and the first ones on the moon?" They said, "Yeah, so?"
"So," the blonde said, "We should be the first ones on the sun too."
The redhead says, "You crazy blonde, if we got within a 100 mile radius of the sun we would burn up and die."
The blonde replies, "You are the crazy, we wouldn't go during the day. We would go at night." |
Permalink | Source : Kiwi box - today's pick Joke of the day
Rating: 7.3/10 (3 votes cast) |
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Americans Vs Russians |
| The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. |
Permalink | Source : jokes warehouse - Animal jokes, Blonde jokes, doctor jokes, drunk jokes and jokes of the day
Rating: 5.0/10 (2 votes cast) |
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