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Jokes of the day for Tuesday, Mar the 3rd 2009
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Trap A Polar Bear |
| Q: How do you trap a polar bear?
A: You cut a hole in the ice. Line it with peas. When the bear bends over to take a pee, you kick him in the icehole. |
Permalink | Source : Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
Rating: 6.7/10 (3 votes cast) |
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New National Anthem |
| Did you hear Clinton wants to change our national anthem?
The new anthem would be "Yank My Doodle It's A Dandy!" |
Permalink | Source : The Bartender's guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker
Rating: 4.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
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Definition Of Windows |
Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95
Windows95: n.
32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
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Permalink | Source : Joke of the Day - Jokes served hot and fresh daily.
Rating: 5.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
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| "How's your business doing?" "Well, I'm looking for a new receptionist." "But you only hired one last week!" "Yes, that's the one I'm looking for." |
Permalink | Source : Click The City - Philippine's Leading Lifestyle and Entertainment Guide.
Rating: 3.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
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Is honesty the best policy? |
After two years of marriage, Tom was still questioning his wife about her lurid past.
"C'mon, tell me," Tom asked for the thousandth time, "how many men have you been with?"
"Baby, " she protested, "If I told you, you'd throw a fit."
Tom promised he wouldn't get angry, and convinced his wife to tell him.
"Okay," she said, then started to count on her fingers, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen..... |
Permalink | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
Rating: 4.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
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After a year at sea, a sailor comes ashore, gets drunk, and runs to a brothel.
The old madam says, "All my girls are busy, but I'll take care of you."
He says, "I'm desperate, so you'll do."
They go into a room, and after a while, the madam says, "I may have winter in my hair, but I've got summer in my heart."
The sailor says, "Yeah, if you don't get a little more spring in your ass, we're gonna be here 'til Fall." |
Permalink | Source : Joke rating machine - Jokes in categories, joke of the day by categories
Rating: 5.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
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Moses on His Walkie Talkie
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Nine year old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school.
"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.
"When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.
"Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."
"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.
"Well, no. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!" |
Permalink | Source : Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
Rating: 7.4/10 (10 votes cast) |
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Panties |
| A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." |
Permalink | Source : jokes warehouse - Animal jokes, Blonde jokes, doctor jokes, drunk jokes and jokes of the day
Rating: 5.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking the leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree. |
Permalink | Source : Comedy.com - The World Famous Comedy.com Daily Joke!
Rating: 1.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, "I
can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do
you think it is because I am a blonde?" Her mother replied, "Of
couse it is, dear."
The next day, the blonde said, "I can say the alphabet higher
then anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am a
blonde?"
Her mother replied, "Of course it is dear!"
The next day the blonde came home from her gymnastics and asked
her mother, "I have bigger breasts then all the kids in my
class, do you think its because I am a blonde?"
Her mother replied, "No dear, I'm sorry, I think it is because
you are eighteen years old."
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Permalink | Source : Australia, India, Sri Lanka - Australian Joke of the day
Rating: 6.9/10 (7 votes cast) |
How are men like mascara?
Any sign of emotion and they're running! |
Permalink | Source : Kiwi box - today's pick Joke of the day
Rating: 5.0/10 (4 votes cast) |
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