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Jokes of the day for Tuesday, Mar the 10th 2009
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| up, comedians, funny videos, dane cook, mike birbiglia, eugene mirman, demetri martin, jeff dunham, katt williams, daily joke, joke of the day, funny jokes, yo mama, jokes, redneck, blond, george bush, bush, lawyer, favorite, list, animal, college, dumb |
Permalink | Source : Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
Rating: 3.8/10 (9 votes cast) |
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Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs into the toilet? |
| Q: Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs into the toilet?
A: To feed the "toilet duck".
Note: Toilet Duck is a brand of cleanser. |
Permalink | Source : The Bartender's guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker
Rating: 4.3/10 (3 votes cast) |
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You Might Be A Redneck If 23 |
You might be a redneck if...
You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Play Ball..."
You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
You bring your dog to work with you.
Your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
You've ever held somebody up with a caulk gun.
You have every episode of "Hee Haw" on tape.
Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.
Your masseuse uses lard.
Your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
You use your fishing license as a form of I.D.
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Permalink | Source : Joke of the Day - Jokes served hot and fresh daily.
Rating: 4.5/10 (4 votes cast) |
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| Boss: Your job is to dig a hole in this road. Worker: But what will I do with all the earth I dig up? Boss: Simple. Just dig another hole and bury the dirt in it. |
Permalink | Source : Click The City - Philippine's Leading Lifestyle and Entertainment Guide.
Rating: 2.0/10 (4 votes cast) |
| Did you hear about the cleaning lady who won the lottery?
You couldn't see her for dust
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Permalink | Source : http://news.scotsman.com/ - Joke of the day
Rating: 5.0/10 (2 votes cast) |
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Behind the wheel... |
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the driver, he was astounded to see that the woman behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn, and yelled, PULLOVER!"
"NO," the woman yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!" |
Permalink | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
Rating: 7.0/10 (4 votes cast) |
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A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, Covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that Her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cabdriver hit a parked car... |
Permalink | Source : Joke rating machine - Jokes in categories, joke of the day by categories
Rating: 5.5/10 (4 votes cast) |
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Elisha and Two She-Bears
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A minister was talking to a children's Sunday school class about the Old Testament story of the children who mocked Elisha on his journey to Bethel. For once, he had everyone's attention, as he described how the youngsters taunted the poor old prophet and how they were punished: Two she-bears came out of the wild and ate 42 of them."And now, children," said the pastor, wondering whether he had gotten his point across, “what does this story show us?”
A little girl in the front raised her hand and said, "It shows how many children two she-bears can hold."
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Permalink | Source : Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
Rating: 5.9/10 (12 votes cast) |
Two happily married 60 year olds were on vacation when they came across a magic lamp. They rubbed it three times and a Jeanie came out. The Jeanie was willing to grant each person a single wish. The wife wished to travel around the world. Then "poof" a bunch of airline tickets showed up in her hands. The man thought about what he wanted to wish for.
Hesaid to the Jeanie,” I wish my wife was thirty years younger than me." Then "poof" he turned into a 90 year old man.
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Permalink | Source : Australia, India, Sri Lanka - Australian Joke of the day
Rating: 6.5/10 (4 votes cast) |
What is the STRONGEST letter in the alphabet?
P
Even Superman Cant Hold It!! |
Permalink | Source : Kiwi box - today's pick Joke of the day
Rating: 5.0/10 (4 votes cast) |
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