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Jokes of the day for Monday, Mar the 23rd 2009
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| up, comedians, funny videos, dane cook, mike birbiglia, eugene mirman, demetri martin, jeff dunham, katt williams, daily joke, joke of the day, funny jokes, yo mama, jokes, redneck, blond, george bush, bush, lawyer, favorite, list, animal, college, dumb |
Permalink | Source : Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
Rating: 3.8/10 (9 votes cast) |
| Niece: Uncle, your landlady told me that you weren't fit to live with pigs! Uncle: What did you say? Niece: Oh, I took your side -- I said you were! |
Permalink | Source : Click The City - Philippine's Leading Lifestyle and Entertainment Guide.
Rating: 6.5/10 (6 votes cast) |
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Taxes |
A Dutchman was explaining the red, white and blue Netherlands flag to an American.
"Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue after we pay them."
The American nodded. "It's the same in the USA only we see stars too!" |
Permalink | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
Rating: 4.0/10 (3 votes cast) |
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Questions for the Ages...
A stitch in time saves nine what?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
What is the speed of dark? |
Permalink | Source : Joke rating machine - Jokes in categories, joke of the day by categories
Rating: 4.7/10 (3 votes cast) |
| A student received a software package from his friend. But, he didn't have a computer. The label on the package said that the software required "Windows 3.1 or better." So, he bought a Macintosh. |
Permalink | Source : Dos santos online - Not joke related site, but with joke of the day
Rating: 5.0/10 (8 votes cast) |
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Q&A: Why Was Moses Wicked?
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Q. Why was Moses the most wicked man?
A. He broke all 10 Commandments at once.
Q. What animal could Noah not trust?
A. The cheetah.
Q. What kind of lights did Noah use on the ark?
A. Flood lights. |
Permalink | Source : Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
Rating: 3.1/10 (8 votes cast) |
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Men Are Just Happier People |
| Your last name stays put. |
Permalink | Source : jokes warehouse - Animal jokes, Blonde jokes, doctor jokes, drunk jokes and jokes of the day
Rating: 4.8/10 (4 votes cast) |
Q: Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise.
A: Shut up and eat around it! |
Permalink | Source : Comedy.com - The World Famous Comedy.com Daily Joke!
Rating: 5.0/10 (2 votes cast) |
A small boy is sent to bed by his father.five minutes later:"Da..aaad"
"What"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
five minutes later: "Daa....aaad..."
"WHAT!?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?"
I told you NO! Ifyou ask again I'll have to spank you!"
five minutes later.."Daaaa....aaaad!"
"When you come up to spank me can you bring a drink of water?" |
Permalink | Source : Australia, India, Sri Lanka - Australian Joke of the day
Rating: 4.9/10 (12 votes cast) |
Q: Why don't people like to eat next to basketball players?
A: Because they dribble too much! |
Permalink | Source : Kiwi box - today's pick Joke of the day
Rating: 4.0/10 (3 votes cast) |
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