Jokes of the day for Wednesday, 25 March 2009

Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Wednesday, 25 March 2009
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Cunning man

Each time the man visits this bar he has a little white box with him.

The lady bartender is finally overcome with interest, and ask: "What's in the box?"

To which he replies "The most amazing frog ever. He loves to go down on women and he is really great."

She suggest she found out how how good the frog is.

In the back room she takes off all her clothes, and spreads her legs apart as the man takes the frog out of the box and places him between her legs.

After several minutes nothing is happening. The man reaches down and picks the frog up, and shaking him says: "Now listen, I am going to show you one more time!"

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Joke | Source: Jokes of the day - Taken from Bartender's guide to Jokes, Drinks, and Poker - once good site, no longer active.
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A brunette says to a blonde "L...

A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?"
#joke #short #blonde
Joke | Source: Jokes of The day - Used to be - Australian Joke of the day - site changed purpose and no longer serves jokes
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Q: What does ...

Q: What does Woody Allen call an unborn baby?
A: A blind date.
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Joke | Source: Comedy.com - The World Famous Comedy.com Daily Joke!
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One day, a mailman was greeted...

One day, a mailman was greeted by a boy and his dog. The mailman said to the boy, "Does your dog bite?"

"No," replied the boy.

Just then, the dog bit the mailman.

"Hey, "he yelled. "I thought your dog doesn't bite!"

"He doesn't," replied the boy, "but that's not my dog."
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Joke | Source: Kiwi box - today's pick Joke of the day
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What Men Really Mean

I'M GOING FISHIN."
#joke #short
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Our Favorite Lightbulb Jokes

HOW MANY ZEN BUDDHISTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
A: Three. One to change the lightbulb, one NOT to change the lightbulb, and one to neither change nor not change the lightbulb.
HOW MANY EPISCOPALIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
A: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how much they liked the old one better.
HOW MANY UNITARIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
A: The Unitarians wish to issue the following statement:
"We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a lightbulb; however, if in your own journey you have found that lightbulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your lightbulb, and present it next month at our annual lightbulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of lightbulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence."
HOW MANY PENTECOSTALS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
A: Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

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Joke | Source: Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
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What a winning combination?

The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot.
CHECK ANSWER
Brain Teasers, puzzles, riddles, mathematical problems, mastermind, cinemania...

A man who went to Church with ...

A man who went to Church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this and one Sunday took a long hat pin along to poke him with it every time he would doze off. As the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted out ..." and who created all there is in 6 days and rested on the 7th?" she poked her husband, who came flying out of the pew and screamed "Good God all mighty."

The minister said "That's right, that's right" and went on with his sermon. The man sat back down, muttering under his breath, and later began to doze off again when the minister got to ..." and who died on the cross to save us from our sins?" the wife hit him again and he jumped up and shouted "Jesus Christ." The Minister said "That's right, that's Right" and went on with his sermon.

The man sat back down and began to watch his wife and when the minister got to ..." and what did Eve say to Adam after the birth of their second child?" the wife started to poke the husband but he jumped up and said, "If you stick that damn thing in me again I'll break it off."

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Joke | Source: Dos santos online - Not joke related site, but with joke of the day
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At a party, the hostess served...

At a party, the hostess served a politician a cup of punch and told him it was spiked. Next, she served some to a minister. "I would rather commit adultery than allow liquor to pass my lips," he proclaimed.

Overhearing this, the politician poured his punch back and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."
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Aspiring singer: Do you think ...

Aspiring singer: Do you think my voice has improved? Trainer: Yes it has ... but it's not cured yet.
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Joke | Source: Click The City - Philippine's Leading Lifestyle and Entertainment Guide.
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Bees Pay You A Visit


The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
Patterson, New Jersey:
When 60-year-old Al Asbaty returned to his car after shopping, he was startled to find that thousands of bees were building a hive inside his Oldsmobile.
Due to the sunny and warm weather, he had left the windows rolled down, allowing a queen bee to fly in, followed by about 20,000 of her most faithful servants.
Just as one of Asbaty's relatives was about to spray the inside of the car with a can of insecticide, police bee expert Tom Fuscalo arrived and managed to coax the insects into an artificial hive.

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A woman came to her doctor in a panic....

A woman came to her doctor in a panic.

"Doctor, all day long my daughter eats yeast and car wax, and won't get out of bed! What will happen to her?"

"Don't worry," said the Doctor, "eventually she will rise and shine."

#joke #short #doctor
Joke | Source: Jokes - Used to be - Pacific products joke of the day, but site no longer works.
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Baby Digital Watch

Q: What did the baby digital watch say to the mommy analog watch?
A: Look Ma, no hands!
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Joke | Source: Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
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What do you call a sandwich bo...

What do you call a sandwich box swinging from a bell rope?
The lunchpack of Notre Dame
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Joke | Source: http://news.scotsman.com/ - Joke of the day
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