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Jokes of the day for Wednesday, Mar the 25th 2009
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Baby Digital Watch |
Q: What did the baby digital watch say to the mommy analog watch?
A: Look Ma, no hands! |
Permalink | Source : Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
Rating: 2.8/10 (4 votes cast) |
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Knock Knock Collection 009 |
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allied!
Allied who?
Allied, so sue me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma-ny Knock Knock
jokes can you take!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Almond!
Almond who?
Almond the side of the law!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!
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Permalink | Source : Joke of the Day - Jokes served hot and fresh daily.
Rating: 7.0/10 (3 votes cast) |
| Sister: Oh, this is terrible! I made such a lovely meat pie for dinner and the cat ate it all up! Brother: Don't cry over it ... You know, we can always get another cat. |
Permalink | Source : Click The City - Philippine's Leading Lifestyle and Entertainment Guide.
Rating: 8.0/10 (4 votes cast) |
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| What do you call a sandwich box swinging from a bell rope?
The lunchpack of Notre Dame
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Permalink | Source : http://news.scotsman.com/ - Joke of the day
Rating: 4.6/10 (5 votes cast) |
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A woman came to her doctor in a panic.... |
A woman came to her doctor in a panic.
"Doctor, all day long my daughter eats yeast and car wax, and won't get out of bed! What will happen to her?"
"Don't worry," said the Doctor, "eventually she will rise and shine." |
Permalink | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
Rating: 3.3/10 (3 votes cast) |
At a party, the hostess served a politician a cup of punch and told him it was spiked. Next, she served some to a minister. "I would rather commit adultery than allow liquor to pass my lips," he proclaimed.
Overhearing this, the politician poured his punch back and said, "I didn't know we had a choice." |
Permalink | Source : Joke rating machine - Jokes in categories, joke of the day by categories
Rating: 4.6/10 (7 votes cast) |
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| A man who went to Church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this and one Sunday took a long hat pin along to poke him with it every time he would doze off. As the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted out ..." and who created all there is in 6 days and rested on the 7th?" she poked her husband, who came flying out of the pew and screamed "Good God all mighty." The minister said "That's right, that's right" and went on with his sermon. The man sat back down, muttering under his breath, and later began to doze off again when the minister got to ..." and who died on the cross to save us from our sins?" the wife hit him again and he jumped up and shouted "Jesus Christ." The Minister said "That's right, that's Right" and went on with his sermon. The man sat back down and began to watch his wife and when the minister got to ..." and what did Eve say to Adam after the birth of their second child?" the wife started to poke the husband but he jumped up and said, "If you stick that damn thing in me again I'll break it off." |
Permalink | Source : Dos santos online - Not joke related site, but with joke of the day
Rating: 6.4/10 (9 votes cast) |
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Our Favorite Lightbulb Jokes
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HOW MANY ZEN BUDDHISTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
A: Three. One to change the lightbulb, one NOT to change the lightbulb, and one to neither change nor not change the lightbulb.
HOW MANY EPISCOPALIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
A: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how much they liked the old one better.
HOW MANY UNITARIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
A: The Unitarians wish to issue the following statement:
"We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a lightbulb; however, if in your own journey you have found that lightbulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your lightbulb, and present it next month at our annual lightbulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of lightbulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence."
HOW MANY PENTECOSTALS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
A: Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. |
Permalink | Source : Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
Rating: 5.6/10 (5 votes cast) |
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What Men Really Mean |
| I'M GOING FISHIN." |
Permalink | Source : jokes warehouse - Animal jokes, Blonde jokes, doctor jokes, drunk jokes and jokes of the day
Rating: 5.3/10 (3 votes cast) |
Q: Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy zigzagging in the yard?
A: Shut up and shoot again! |
Permalink | Source : Comedy.com - The World Famous Comedy.com Daily Joke!
Rating: 8.4/10 (5 votes cast) |
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette draws a circle around her and throws up all her money.
She says that whatever lands inside the circle is for God, and whatever lands outside of the circle she keeps.
The redhead then draws a line, stands on it, and throws up all of her money. She said that whatever lands on the right side of the line is for God, and whatever lands on the left side she keeps.
The blonde throws up her money, and yells,"God, whatever you catch is yours, and whatever you don't I get to keep." |
Permalink | Source : Australia, India, Sri Lanka - Australian Joke of the day
Rating: 6.6/10 (8 votes cast) |
One day, a mailman was greeted by a boy and his dog. The mailman said to the boy, "Does your dog bite?"
"No," replied the boy.
Just then, the dog bit the mailman.
"Hey, "he yelled. "I thought your dog doesn't bite!"
"He doesn't," replied the boy, "but that's not my dog." |
Permalink | Source : Kiwi box - today's pick Joke of the day
Rating: 6.2/10 (5 votes cast) |
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