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Jokes of the day for Thursday, Mar the 26th 2009
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C.E.O. D.U.M.B |
| One day a secretary is leaving on her lunch break, and she notices her boss standing in front of a shredder with a clueless look on his face. The secretary walks up to him and asks if he needs help.
Yes! he says looking and sounding relieved, This is very important.
Glad to help, she turns the shredder on and inserts the paper. Then her boss says, Thanks, I only need one copy. |
Permalink | Source : Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
Rating: 8.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
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Cunning man |
| Each time the man visits this bar he has a little white box with him.
The lady bartender is finally overcome with interest, and ask: "What's in the box?"
To which he replies "The most amazing frog ever. He loves to go down on women and he is really great."
She suggest she found out how how good the frog is.
In the back room she takes off all her clothes, and spreads her legs apart as the man takes the frog out of the box and places him between her legs.
After several minutes nothing is happening. The man reaches down and picks the frog up, and shaking him says: "Now listen, I am going to show you one more time!" |
Permalink | Source : The Bartender's guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker
Rating: 4.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
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Bees Pay You A Visit |
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
Patterson, New Jersey:
When 60-year-old Al Asbaty returned to his car after shopping, he was startled to find that thousands of bees were building a hive inside his Oldsmobile.
Due to the sunny and warm weather, he had left the windows rolled down, allowing a queen bee to fly in, followed by about 20,000 of her most faithful servants.
Just as one of Asbaty's relatives was about to spray the inside of the car with a can of insecticide, police bee expert Tom Fuscalo arrived and managed to coax the insects into an artificial hive.
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Permalink | Source : Joke of the Day - Jokes served hot and fresh daily.
Rating: 8.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
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| Aspiring singer: Do you think my voice has improved? Trainer: Yes it has ... but it's not cured yet. |
Permalink | Source : Click The City - Philippine's Leading Lifestyle and Entertainment Guide.
Rating: 1.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
| What do you call a sandwich box swinging from a bell rope?
The lunchpack of Notre Dame
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Permalink | Source : http://news.scotsman.com/ - Joke of the day
Rating: 5.0/10 (2 votes cast) |
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Back seat... |
Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," said the beaming boy to his ol' man.
"Nope," came dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me for sixteen years." |
Permalink | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
Rating: 4.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
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Fred, playing as a single at St Andrews was teamed with a twosome. After a few holes, the twosome finally asked why he was playing such a beautiful course by himself.
He replied that he & his wife had played the course every year - for over 20 years - but this year she had passed away and he kept the tee time in her memory.
The twosome commented that they thought certainly someone would have been willing to take her spot.
"So did I" he said - "but they all wanted to go to the funeral." |
Permalink | Source : Joke rating machine - Jokes in categories, joke of the day by categories
Rating: 6.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
| Bill Gates cannot hire housekeepers, although he has interviewed hundreds. Everyone he interviews says they don't do windows. |
Permalink | Source : Dos santos online - Not joke related site, but with joke of the day
Rating: 7.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
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Studying Up for the Big Test
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"Why do you keep reading the Bible everyday?" the teenage girl asked her grandfather.
"Well, it's a bit like cramming for your final exam," said Granddad. |
Permalink | Source : Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
Rating: 5.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
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Nine Words Women Use |
| (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. |
Permalink | Source : jokes warehouse - Animal jokes, Blonde jokes, doctor jokes, drunk jokes and jokes of the day
Rating: 7.0/10 (2 votes cast) |
Q: What does Woody Allen call an unborn baby?
A: A blind date. |
Permalink | Source : Comedy.com - The World Famous Comedy.com Daily Joke!
Rating: 3.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
| A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?" |
Permalink | Source : Australia, India, Sri Lanka - Australian Joke of the day
Rating: 6.3/10 (4 votes cast) |
| There was a duck that went to a local store to buy chapstick, the clerk asked if he would pay cash and the duck said, no, just put it on my bill. |
Permalink | Source : Kiwi box - today's pick Joke of the day
Rating: 7.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
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