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Jokes of the day for Saturday, May the 30th 2009
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Vegetarian - Defined |
| Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter |
Permalink | Source : The Bartender's guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker
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Business One-liners 44 |
The ratio of time involved in work to time available for work is usually about 0.6.
The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions and littered with sloppy analysis.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
The simplest subjects are the ones you don't know anything about.
The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.
The solving of a problem lies in finding the solvers.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up!
The squeaky wheel doesn't always get the grease; sometimes it gets replaced.
The stomach expands to accommodate the amount of junk food available.
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"Doctor, one day I think I'm a wigwam, another day a tepee."
"The trouble with you is, you're two tents."
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Permalink | Source : http://news.scotsman.com/ - Joke of the day
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A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a \$100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point." The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and \$64 change. |
Permalink | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
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An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and deposits a poopy little present on the woman's head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now." |
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Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them. |
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I Am Napoleon
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Late one night at the insane asylum, one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
Another patient asked, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "Because God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did NOT!" |
Permalink | Source : Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
Rating: 3.4/10 (9 votes cast) |
Q: What's green and smells like Monica Lewinsky?
A: The pool table in the oval office. |
Permalink | Source : Comedy.com - The World Famous Comedy.com Daily Joke!
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An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA When
the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you
mean."
The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over he question.
The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you
.... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......??? "
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What kind Of
'key' was he.
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee'am
I?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"
LESSON III: "NEVER INSULT ANYONE"
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Permalink | Source : Australia, India, Sri Lanka - Australian Joke of the day
Rating: 6.8/10 (8 votes cast) |
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.
I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and asked why it was so long.
"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."
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