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Jokes of the day for Monday, Jun the 15th 2009
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Beat the Casino |
Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas?
A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers. |
Permalink | Source : Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
Rating: 1.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
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Knees |
| Q: How do you get a blonde off of her knees?
A: Cum.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo |
Permalink | Source : The Bartender's guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast) |
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Answering Machine Message 139 |
If this were the best of all possible worlds, I could come to the phone right now, but I can't, so if you could leave your name and number...
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Permalink | Source : Joke of the Day - Jokes served hot and fresh daily.
Rating: 5.7/10 (3 votes cast) |
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Just like dad... |
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like Dad!"
Her mother replied, "So what you want from me, sympathy?" |
Permalink | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
Rating: 3.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
"In an interview with CNN this week, Dick Cheney said he may need more heart surgery. Cheney says his doctors have advised him to cut out all red meat, avoid stress and drop the extra 175 pounds (Bush picture on screen) that have been weighing him down." -- Tina Fey, on Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"
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Rating: 5.3/10 (3 votes cast) |
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| Bill Gates cannot hire housekeepers, although he has interviewed hundreds. Everyone he interviews says they don't do windows. |
Permalink | Source : Dos santos online - Not joke related site, but with joke of the day
Rating: 7.3/10 (4 votes cast) |
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A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
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Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket? |
Permalink | Source : Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
Rating: 4.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
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Customer Complaints |
| A man boarded a plane with six kids. After they got settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?" |
Permalink | Source : jokes warehouse - Animal jokes, Blonde jokes, doctor jokes, drunk jokes and jokes of the day
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast) |
| Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund. |
Permalink | Source : Comedy.com - The World Famous Comedy.com Daily Joke!
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An Aussie pirate walks into a bar
An Aussie pirate walks into a bar with a wooden leg, a hook and an eye patch.
The Barman says 'Sheesh - How'd you lose the leg'
The Pirate says 'Arrrrr - A shark took it off at the knee'
The Barman says 'Thats no good, what about the hand?'
The Piarate says 'Arrrrg - Lost it in a bloody bar brawl'
The Barman says 'Jeez - Well what about the eye then?'
The Pirate says 'Thats easy a seagul crapped in it'
The Barman says 'What?!?!'
The Pirate says 'Arrrrrrr...I'd only had the hook one day...'
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Permalink | Source : Australia, India, Sri Lanka - Australian Joke of the day
Rating: 6.0/10 (5 votes cast) |
The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there.
"Please," protested the college President, "you already make more than the entire History department."
"Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with," the coach blustered. "Look."
He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the hallway. "Run over to my office and see if I'm there," he ordered.
Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and out of breath.
"You're not there, sir," he reported.
"Oh, I see what you mean," conceded the President, scratching his head. "I would have phoned."
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Rating: 6.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
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