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Jokes of the day for Wednesday, Aug the 5th 2009
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Oil of Ole |
| What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Oil of Ole'.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci |
Permalink | Source : The Bartender's guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker
Rating: 6.0/10 (3 votes cast) |
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Photographer Works |
There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the townfolk - the ghost which `lived' there was feared by all.
However, an enterprising journalist decided to get the scoop of the day by photographing the fearsome phantom. When he entered the house, armed with only his camera, the ghost descended upon him, clanking chains et al. He told the ghost "I mean no harm - I just want your photograph". The ghost was quite happy at this chance to make the headlines - he posed for a number of ghostly shots.
The happy journalist rushed back to his dark room, and began developing the photos. Unfortunately, they turned out to be black and underexposed.
So what's the moral of the story?
The spirit was willing but the flash was weak.
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Permalink | Source : Joke of the Day - Jokes served hot and fresh daily.
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast) |
A man goes into a chip shop with a salmon under his arm. He asks, do you sell fish cakes?
No comes the reply. Shame, it's his birthday.
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Permalink | Source : http://news.scotsman.com/ - Joke of the day
Rating: 7.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
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Birth control pills.... |
An elderly woman went into the doctors office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "Id like to have some birth-control pills."
Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but youre 72 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"
The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."
The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"
The woman said, "Simple. I put them in my granddaughters orange juice every morning and I sleep better at night." |
Permalink | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
Rating: 6.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
Q: What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy tale?
A: A northern fairy tale begins with, "Once upon a time..." A southern fairy tale begins with, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this..." |
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Rating: 6.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
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A Silent Bomb in Church
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An elderly couple were in church. The wife leaned over and whispered to her husband, "I just let out a long silent fart... what should I do?"
The husband replied, "Replace the batteries in your hearing aid."
- Joke shared by Beliefnet member eyesoftheworld |
Permalink | Source : Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
Rating: 5.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
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Engineering Phrases (And what they really mean) |
| Customer satisfaction is believed to be assured. (We're so far behind schedule that the customer will settle for anything.) |
Permalink | Source : jokes warehouse - Animal jokes, Blonde jokes, doctor jokes, drunk jokes and jokes of the day
Rating: 5.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
'And what do you think is the best thing
About being 104?' the reporter asked.
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure |
Permalink | Source : Australia, India, Sri Lanka - Australian Joke of the day
Rating: 5.8/10 (8 votes cast) |
Q. Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?
A. Because he wasn't very hungry. |
Permalink | Source : Kiwi box - today's pick Joke of the day
Rating: 3.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
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