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Jokes of the day for Sunday, Aug the 9th 2009
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Your Butt Is So Big |
| Your butt is so big, you have more crack than a drug dealer. |
Permalink | Source : Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast) |
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Medical Experiments |
| The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use attorneys. They have given three reasons for this decision:
There are now more attorneys than there are rats.
The medical researchers don't become as emotionally attached to the attorneys as they did to the rats.
No matter how hard you try, there are some things that rats won't do. |
Permalink | Source : The Bartender's guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker
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Visiting A Barber |
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech.
"And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
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Rating: 2.8/10 (4 votes cast) |
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Family quarrel... |
A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?"
"Yes," his wife replied. "I married into the family." |
Permalink | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
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George went on a vacation to the Middle East with most of his family, including his mother-in-law. During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalem, George's mother-in-law died.
With the death certificate in hand, George went to the American Consulate to make arrangements to send the body back to the United States for proper burial.
The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law told George that sending a body back to the United States for burial was very, very expensive. It could cost as much as \$5,000.00. The Consul added that in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here. This would only cost \$150.00.
George thinks for some time and answers, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back. That's what I want to do."
The Consul, after hearing this, says "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much considering the difference in price."
"No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case many years ago of a person that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third day he arose from the dead! I just can't take that chance!" |
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| When I was married, my wife used to call me handsome. As a matter of fact, we are now divorced but she STILL calls me handsome. Every time I have some money, she says, HANDSOME OVER. |
Permalink | Source : Dos santos online - Not joke related site, but with joke of the day
Rating: 7.6/10 (7 votes cast) |
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Moses on His Walkie Talkie
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Nine year old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school.
"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.
"When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.
"Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."
"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.
"Well, no. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!" |
Permalink | Source : Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
Rating: 7.4/10 (10 votes cast) |
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be |
Permalink | Source : Australia, India, Sri Lanka - Australian Joke of the day
Rating: 4.0/10 (4 votes cast) |
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uruguay!
Uruguay who?
You go Uruguay and I'll go mine! |
Permalink | Source : Kiwi box - today's pick Joke of the day
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