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Jokes of the day for Tuesday, Aug the 18th 2009
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Prostitute Potato |
Q: Two potatoes are walking down the street. One of them is a prostitute. How can you tell which one is the prostitute?
A: Its the one stamped Idaho. |
Permalink | Source : Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
Rating: 4.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
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Pillsbury Dough Boy |
| Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
A. Doughnuts. |
Permalink | Source : The Bartender's guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker
Rating: 6.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
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Knock Knock Collection 152 |
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ray!
Ray who?
Rayders of the Lost Ark!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Raymond!
Raymond who?
Raymond me way to buy some sweets!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Razor!
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Reagan!
Reagan who?
Reagan maniac!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Red!
Red who?
Red peppers. Isn't that a hot one!
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Permalink | Source : Joke of the Day - Jokes served hot and fresh daily.
Rating: 3.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
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| What do you say if someone tries to steal your gate?
Nothing, he might take a fence.
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Permalink | Source : http://news.scotsman.com/ - Joke of the day
Rating: 6.0/10 (2 votes cast) |
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Businessman on his deathbed... |
A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."
"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"
The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope, "Now, you have everything." |
Permalink | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
Rating: 3.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
A woman goes to a pet store, and sees a beautiful parrot with a sign that says: "Talking parrot, \$20."
She asks the owner why such an exotic animal is only \$20. The owner says, "Well, the parrot used to live in a house of prostitution, and I'm not sure what sort of things he might say."
The lady buys the parrot thinking it is worth the risk. She takes the parrot home, sets up his cage.
The parrot looks around and says, "New house, new madam." The lady laughs, then her daughter comes home.
The parrot says, "New house, new madam, new girl." The lady explains the story to her daughter and they both laugh.
The woman's husband comes home, and the parrot says, "New house, new madam, new girl, hello Steve." |
Permalink | Source : Joke rating machine - Jokes in categories, joke of the day by categories
Rating: 4.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
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| This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying: "Nerds not allowed. Enter at your own risk!" He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says he smells kind of nerdy, asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver says he drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling. The bartender says OK, truck drivers are not nerds, and serves him a beer. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver asks him why he did that. The bartender said not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating the Silicon Valley, and are in season now. You don't even need a license, he said. So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly, he veers to avoid an accident and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers. They are all engineers, accountants and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can't let them steal his whole load. So remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes speeding up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop. The truck driver says, "What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season." "Well, sure," said the patrolman, "But you can't bait 'em." |
Permalink | Source : Dos santos online - Not joke related site, but with joke of the day
Rating: 5.7/10 (3 votes cast) |
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The Wedding
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Permalink | Source : Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
Rating: 5.4/10 (25 votes cast) |
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Not Afraid |
| A few minutes before the church services started, the
congregation was sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. |
Permalink | Source : jokes warehouse - Animal jokes, Blonde jokes, doctor jokes, drunk jokes and jokes of the day
Rating: 4.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
The General Managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (NewSouth Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia) were at a national beer conference.
They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they want to drink.
The General Manager of Tooheys says without hesitation, "I'll have a Tooheys New."
The General Manager of Cascade smiles and says, "I'll have a Cascade Draught, brewed from pure mountain water."
The General Manager of Coopers proudly says, "I'll have a Coopers, the King of Beers."
The bloke from XXXX says, "I'll have a XXXX, the cleanest beer on the planet."
The General Manager from Carlton glances at his lunch mates and says, "I'll have a Diet Coke."
The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head.
He just shrugs and says, "Well if you poofters aren't drinking beer, then neither will I." |
Permalink | Source : Australia, India, Sri Lanka - Australian Joke of the day
Rating: 5.9/10 (9 votes cast) |
Q: What did 50 cent say to his grandmother who gave him a sweater she had made him?
A: G-U-NIT |
Permalink | Source : Kiwi box - today's pick Joke of the day
Rating: 4.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
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