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Jokes of the day for Tuesday, Sep the 15th 2009
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Rooster at the Gym |
| Why did the rooster cross the Gym?
He heard that the referee was blowing fouls. |
Permalink | Source : Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
Rating: 1.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
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Slot machine winner |
| A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!
She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?"
The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!" |
Permalink | Source : The Bartender's guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker
Rating: 3.0/10 (3 votes cast) |
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Clinton Is Vacationing |
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary's high school love.
They exchanged hellos, and went on their way.
As they were driving on to their destination, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, "Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you would be the wife of a service station owner today."
She smirked and replied, "No, if I had stayed with him, he would be President of the United States."
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Permalink | Source : Joke of the Day - Jokes served hot and fresh daily.
Rating: 5.0/10 (4 votes cast) |
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| A football team was short of a goalkeeper, so the captain asked a cow grazing in the next field to join the team. The cow agreed. Later, the local cricket team needed a wicket keeper, so the same cow was asked to do the job. The cow replied: "Who ever heard of a cow playing cricket?"
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Permalink | Source : http://news.scotsman.com/ - Joke of the day
Rating: 5.2/10 (5 votes cast) |
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A few pick-up lines... |
Guy- Are you from Tennessee?
Girl- No why?
Guy- Because youre the only 10 I see.
Whoever made the alphabet was wrong because U & I
should be together.
You must be tired 'cause you've been runnin' through
my mind all day!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I
walk past again?
If the only way I can be with you is in my dreams, then
let me sleep forever.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got 'fine' written
all over you!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. |
Permalink | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
Rating: 1.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
"Everybody is in the Valentine's mood. For example, earlier today Dick Cheney shot his buddy in the ass with an arrow." -- David Letterman
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Rating: 4.0/10 (3 votes cast) |
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| This nun was taking a bath, when there was a knock on the door. "Who is it?," she cried. "It's the blind man.," was the answer. Says the nun, "Well, come on in and tell me your troubles." In comes the man. "Wow!" he says, "Where should I hang the blinds?" |
Permalink | Source : Dos santos online - Not joke related site, but with joke of the day
Rating: 4.6/10 (5 votes cast) |
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I’m a Frisbeteerian. When I die my soul goes up to the roof and gets stuck there. |
Permalink | Source : Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
Rating: 3.8/10 (5 votes cast) |
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The Tardy Bagpiper |
| As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play
at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no
family or friends. |
Permalink | Source : jokes warehouse - Animal jokes, Blonde jokes, doctor jokes, drunk jokes and jokes of the day
Rating: 1.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
| what did the secend hand said to the minet hand I think im lost because I am going in circul |
Permalink | Source : Australia, India, Sri Lanka - Australian Joke of the day
Rating: 5.2/10 (6 votes cast) |
Id like to order a bar pizza, the idiot says.
Shall I ask them to cut it into six or twelve slices, the barmaid asks.
Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces. |
Permalink | Source : Kiwi box - today's pick Joke of the day
Rating: 5.8/10 (8 votes cast) |
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