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Jokes of the day for Monday, Oct the 19th 2009
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Iron Phone |
| A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened. The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron. What about the other one? They called back. |
Permalink | Source : Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive.
Rating: 7.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
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Rodeo Sex |
| The following procedure describes the proper execution of the activity known as Rodeo Sex:
First you undress your wife (or favorite female friend) and put her down on all fours.
You then also undress and mount up from behind.
Next, with your left hand, you hold on to her left boob.
Your right hand is held waiving in the air.
At this time you lean forward and whisper in her ear "you know, your sister likes to do it this way too.." then you hold on as long as you can. |
Permalink | Source : The Bartender's guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker
Rating: 5.8/10 (5 votes cast) |
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Yo Momma So Stupid |
yo momma so stupid that she is always standing on the corner handing out potato chips yelling free lays.
yo momma is so stupid that when the teacher told her to do an essay, she went and screwed a mexican.
yo momma so stupid that when they told her to do a colage, she said collage?, i didnt even graduate from highschool how am i supposed to do that.
yo momma so stupid that she sits on the tv nd watches the couch.
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Rating: 6.4/10 (5 votes cast) |
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| What happened when the hyena swallowed an Oxo cube?
He became a laughing stock!
Hilary Rae
How do young wizards and witches correct their homework?
They use a spell-checker.
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Permalink | Source : http://news.scotsman.com/ - Joke of the day
Rating: 4.6/10 (5 votes cast) |
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Two penguins... |
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car. He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them but, I haven't had a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a great time! Today I am taking them to the beach." |
Permalink | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day
Rating: 6.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist. So she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery reery fass to odder side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did. Dr Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, dat why you not haf sex or dates."
Confused, the woman asked, "Oh my God, Dr Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr Chang looked the woman in the eyes and replied,"Ed Zachary disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass." |
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Rating: 6.7/10 (3 votes cast) |
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Clocks in Heaven
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A man died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greets him and says, "Welcome. Come walk with me and I'll show you where you'll be staying."
As they're walking along the path he notices clocks on the Golden Fence of Heaven. He asks St. Peter, "What are all those clocks for?"
St. Peter replies, "They’re clocks for every person in the world. They click once for each time you lie."
By the time they reach where the man is staying, he asks out of curiosity, "I didn't see any politicians’ clocks. Where are they kept?"
St. Peter calmly replies, "People here use them as fans."
- Joke shared by Beliefnet member Jalus |
Permalink | Source : Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
Rating: 4.0/10 (3 votes cast) |
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was gettin' laid!
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Permalink | Source : Australia, India, Sri Lanka - Australian Joke of the day
Rating: 7.2/10 (5 votes cast) |
“I’d like to order a bar pizza,” the idiot says.
“Shall I ask them to cut it into six or twelve slices,” the barmaid asks.
“Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”
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Permalink | Source : A joke a day - Free Jokes of the Day Clean Funny Jokes via Email, Humor and Entertainment
Rating: 7.7/10 (3 votes cast) |
A woman was watching her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.
Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, she commented, "I don't think that is going to help."
"Sure it will," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers..."
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Permalink | Source : Smilezilla - Daily Jokes and Funny Stories
Rating: 3.5/10 (2 votes cast) |
| Whenever I visit the lavatory I get nostalgic. The feeling can be best described as an overwhelming sense of urining. |
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Rating: 1.0/10 (1 vote cast) |
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English |
A English professor wrote the sentence "Woman without her man is nothing"
on the blackboard and directed her students to correct it.
The guys wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The girls wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing!" |
Permalink | Source : Joke Diary - Really Funny Jokes Daily
Rating: 4.5/10 (4 votes cast) |
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