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Jokes of the day for Tuesday, Jun the 29th 2010
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Wanda Sykes: African American or Black |
| Im not politically correct. I still say black, I do. Because African American -- theres no bonus; its not going to make your life any easier. You dont see black people standing around going, Woo yeah, African American. Man, I tell you, this beats the hell out of being black. We should have made the switch years ago. |
Permalink | Source : Comedy Central: Jokes - Jokes provided daily from Comedy Central's archive. - jokes of the day partner site
Rating: 4.8/10 (4 votes cast) |
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X-Ray |
| Patient: Well, doc, what does the X-ray of my head show?
Doctor: Nothing.
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Permalink | Source : The Bartender's guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker - jokes of the day partner site
Rating: 5.7/10 (3 votes cast) |
A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving."
He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?"
The Officer replies, "The President is just so depressed about the Impeachment thing he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the \$33.5 million he owes his lawyers. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."
"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"
"So far only about three hundred gallons, but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning!" |
Permalink | Source : Joke rating machine - Jokes in categories, joke of the day by categories - jokes of the day partner site
Rating: 5.8/10 (4 votes cast) |
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God Takes a Holiday
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Chuckling, God remarked, "Are you kidding? Two thousand years ago I went there, had an affair with some nice Jewish girl, and they're STILL talking about it!" |
Permalink | Source : Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith - jokes of the day partner site
Rating: 4.8/10 (8 votes cast) |
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Six Indisputable Truths For Life |
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time.
2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
3. And they will discover that #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You will soon be forwarding this to another idiot.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.
.....I apologize about this, but I'm an idiot, and I needed company......
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Permalink | Source : jokes warehouse - Animal jokes, Blonde jokes, doctor jokes, drunk jokes and jokes of the day - jokes of the day partner site
Rating: 6.4/10 (5 votes cast) |
A guy walks into the doctor's office. There is a banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.
The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly." |
Permalink | Source : Australia, India, Sri Lanka - Australian Joke of the day - jokes of the day partner site
Rating: 5.0/10 (8 votes cast) |
| While living in Denver the weatherman said, expect 10 to 12 inches of snow tonight so park on the right side of the road so we can plow the left side. Willie’s wife ran out and parked on the right side. The next week the forecast called for another 10 to 12 inches of snow, but this time he said park on the left side. So Willie’s wife ran out and parked the car on the left side of the road. The following week he said 16 inches of snow expected park, the lights went out and all our power was lost. Willie’s wife said, my goodness, now I don’t know where to park the car. “Why don’t you just leave it in the garage!” Willie said. |
Permalink | Source : A joke a day - Free Jokes of the Day Clean Funny Jokes via Email, Humor and Entertainment - jokes of the day partner site
Rating: 7.3/10 (6 votes cast) |
A wife woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed.
She got out of bed and checked around the house. She heard sobbing from the
basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found he
husband curled up in the corner, of the basement,... crying like a baby.
"Honey, what's wrong?", she asked, worried about what could hurt him so much.
"Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant and your father threatened me to
either marry you or to go to jail?"
"Yes, of course," she replied.
"Well, I would have been released from jail this afternoon!" |
Permalink | Source : Laughspot - Free Daily Jokes, Ecards, & Games - jokes of the day partner site
Rating: 6.9/10 (21 votes cast) |
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