JOKES OF THE DAY

After awhile of doing this he calls out to the Californian who is still in the car, "Hey, you wanna give it a shot?"

The Californian shrugs his shoulders and says, "sure." He gets out of the car approaches the sheep and then sticks his head in the fence.

A little boy who wanted \$100 very badly prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to God requesting the \$100.

When the postal authorities received the letter to "God, USA," they decided to send it to President Clinton. The president was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a \$5 bill. Mr. Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the \$5, and immediately sat down to write a thank you note to God which read "Dear God, Thank you for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C., and as usual, those bastards deducted \$95."

A Western Buddhist woman was in India, studying with her teacher. She was riding with another woman friend in a rickshaw-like carriage, when they were attacked by a man on the street. In the end, the attacker only succeeded in frightening the women, but the Buddhist woman was quite upset by the event and told her teacher so. She asked him what she should have done - what would have been the appropriate, Buddhist response.

The teacher said very simply, "You should have very mindfully and with great compassion whacked the attacker over the head with your umbrella."