Jokes of the day for Sunday, 25 November 2012

Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Sunday, 25 November 2012
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Wonderful idea

Jen's friend Amy is complaining about having a sore throat.

"When I have a sore throat, I always give my husband a blow job and, as long as I swallow, it feels better the next day. You should try it," says Jen.

The next day, they meet up and Amy is all smiles.

"How did it go, then?" asks Jen.

Strawberry Girl / Chica Fresa

"Wonderfully!" beams Amy. "Your husband couldn't believe it was your idea."

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Knock-knock...

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police! Come out with your hands up!
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Funny video of the day - Romanians are sorting empty beer bottles

Romanians are sorting empty beer bottles - Just throw it in a corner - link to page video is posted initially.
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Banta's son: Dad there is some...

Banta's son: Dad there is some one at the door to collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: Give him a glass of water.
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The end of the ham...

A young woman was preparing a ham dinner. After she cut off the end of the ham, she placed it in a pan for baking. Her friend asked her,"Why did you cut off the end of the ham"? And she replied ,"I really don't know but my mother always did, so I thought you were supposed to."

Later when talking to her mother she asked her why she cut off the end of the ham before baking it, and her mother replied,"I really don't know, but that's the way my mom always did it."

A few weeks later while visiting her grandmother, the young woman asked, "Grandma, why is it that you cut off the end of a ham before you bake it?"

Her grandmother replied ,"Well dear, otherwise it would never fit into my baking pan."

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Funny Photo of the day - Dog with Pet Bike Helmet

Dog with Pet Bike Helmet - Now absolutely safe! | Source : Jokes of The Day - By Jokes of the day visitor
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Short funny jokes-New law

A new law was recently passed in West Virginia. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Old Ladies and the Flasher

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a flasher comes by and opens his trench coat right in front of them.
The first old lady has a stroke, the second old lady has a stroke, but the third old lady can't reach that far.

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Calculate the number 1998

NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 1998 using numbers [7, 7, 4, 1, 37, 252] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once.
CHECK ANSWER
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Family Bible

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.

“Momma, look what I found,” the boy called out.

“What have you got there, dear?” his mother asked.

With astonishment in the his voice, he answered, “It's Adam's Suit!”

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The leading causes of death in...

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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A man placed some flowers o...

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Tuesday, 03 November 2009
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An Irishman is walking along t...

An Irishman is walking along the beach one day, and he sees a bottle laying in the sand. He picks it up and starts to brush it off, and out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since you have freed me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes."
The Irishman thinks for a moment and says, "I'm feeling a might thirsty, I think I'll be wishing for a pint of stout."
POOF! There is a pint of stout in his hand. He drinks it down, and starts to throw the bottle, when the genie says, "I'd look at that bottle again before I threw it if I were you." So he looks at the bottle, and it is magicaly filling back up with stout. The genie told him, "That is a magic bottle, and it will always fill back up after you finish it." The genie then asked, "What other two wishes can I grant for you?"
The Irishman looks at the bottle in his hand and says, "I'll be taking two more of these."
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Wednesday, 25 November 2009
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Jo Koy: My Inspiration

A lot of people are wearing t-shirts with pictures of people that inspire them to do stuff. I wear a picture of my son cause no one inspires me to work harder than my son. Its also a constant reminder to wear a condom.
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 25 November 2011
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Hari Kondabolu: Vegan Thanksgiving

I have had vegan Thanksgiving of tofurkey and soy gravy. And its not to say that Thanksgiving will ever justify the genocide of the Native Americans. But vegan Thanksgiving -- thats just spitting on the graves, isnt it?
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Thursday, 25 November 2010
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Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star...

Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies...as the Force.
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 25 November 2011
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Someone who gets run over at a...

Someone who gets run over at a Black Friday sale: Wal-Martyr.
#joke #short #friday
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