Before my daughter went on her first date, I gave her 'the talk.'
'Sometimes, it’s easy to get carried away when you’re with a boy,' I said. 'Remember, a short moment of indiscretion could ruin your life.'
'Don’t worry,' she said. 'I don’t plan on ruining my life until I get married.'
Wikipedia: I know everything!\Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you all nothing.
Electricity: Yeah, keep talking...
Funny video of the day - 12 years old till wedding day - Photo Every Day
“A good meteor shower
“A good meteor shower can really rock your world.”
World's Greatest SneezerWorld's Greatest Sneezer: that's the life atchoos.
The Problems With Golf
The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.
If Bible Characters Had Bumper StickersBiblical bumper stickers:Jonah: Save the WhalesThe Israelites: Honk If You Love MosesElijah: My Other Chariot RollsGoliath: Support the Ban on SlingshotsLot: If You Can’t See Sodom, You’re Too CloseMethuselah: Be Kind to Senior CitizensFrom "Moses' Favorite Travel Jokes," published by Barbour Publishing, Inc., Uhrichsville, Ohio. Copyright 2009. Used by permission of Barbour Publishing, Inc.
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Family of tomatoes...
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, Â“Ketchup!Â”
Modern ScienceResearchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could
help to prevent herpes...
.. Must be a rubber tree...
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping."