Jokes of the day for Saturday, 18 August 2018

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Converting to the Society of Friends

Rabbi 1: We've got to do something. Many of the young people in our synagogue are converting to the Quaker faith.Rabbi 2: I've noticed that too. In fact, some of my best Jews are Friends!
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Joke | Source: Belief net - Joke of the day, features on religion, spirituality, faith
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 Three Vampires Go To A Bar


Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."
The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."
The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some plasma."
The waitress looks up and says, "Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?"

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I used to be a demol...

“I used to be a demolition expert - it was a blast.”

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An elderly man goes into his d

An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition which only allows you another 6 weeks to live."
"But Doctor," Bill replied, "I feel great. I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?"
After a moment the doctor said, "Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa and take a mud bath every day."
Excitedly Bill asked, "And that will cure me?"
"No," replied the doctor, "but it will get you used to the dirt."
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 18 March 2016
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A mother's advice...

A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter's plane. She had just come back from a far away land trying to find adventure.

As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly behind her daughter dressed in feathers with exotic markings all over his body and carrying a shrunken head. The daughter introduced this man as her new husband.

The mother gasped in disbelief and disappointment and screamed, "I said for you to marry a RICH Doctor! A RICH Doctor!"

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Monday, 24 August 2015
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The Wedding

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Tuesday, 18 August 2009
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Calculate the number 1540

NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 1540 using numbers [1, 8, 5, 1, 60, 165] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once.
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Blonde Coyote

Did you hear about the blonde coyote?

She got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of her legs and was still stuck.

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Wednesday, 18 August 2010
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Chuck Norris does not go hunti...

Chuck Norris does not go hunting. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Thursday, 18 August 2011
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Converting to the Society of Friends

Rabbi 1: We've got to do something. Many of the young people in our synagogue are converting to the Quaker faith.
Rabbi 2: I've noticed that too. In fact, some of my best Jews are Friends!

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Wednesday, 18 August 2010
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Maria Bamford: 30 Ways to Shape Up

Thirty ways to shape up for summer -- number one: eat less; number two: exercise more; number three... What was I talking about? Im so hungry right now.
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Thursday, 18 August 2011
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