Jokes of the day for Saturday, 15 June 2019

Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Saturday, 15 June 2019
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 Mommy Mommy 08


Mommy, Mommy! There's something in daddy's eye!
Shut up and eat around it.


Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we get a garbage compactor?
Shut up and chew!


Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's too tough!
Shut up and keep chewing!


Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kids?
Shut up and deal.


Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!
Shut up and get away from the dart board!

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Children's Home

Father: Son, I donated all your toys to the children's home.
Son: Why did you do that?
Father: So you will not be bored there.

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“My barber cut short

“My barber cut short his operational costs by trimming the overheads!”

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A busload of politicians were

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn.
The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.
The old farmer told him he had buried them.
The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Lordy, were they ALL dead?"
The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them crooked politicians lie."
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A final appeal...

The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.

Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!"

The dying man said nothing.

The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing.

The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"

The dying man said, "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to piss anyone off."

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Monday, 20 June 2016
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A woman took an inexperienced...

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Saturday, 20 June 2015
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Find number abc

If aac0b - a0c71 = 19c7 find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist.
CHECK ANSWER
Brain Teasers, puzzles, riddles, mathematical problems, mastermind, cinemania...

Macgyver can build an airplane...

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Wednesday, 15 June 2011
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Shooting The Bull

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him." After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?" The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself."

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 15 June 2012
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Recalled Chrstimas Toys


Recalled Christmas Toys


  1. Broken Bag-O-Glass

  2. Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit

  3. Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook

  4. Timothy McVays home Chemistry set

  5. Switchblade Barney

  6. Pork-n-Beany Babies

  7. Make your own moonshine kit

  8. Mike Tyson Doll (with ear biting action)






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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Sunday, 15 June 2008
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Vic Henley: Soccer Heckling

All the British fans start singing to the German fans, If you won the war, stand up! Right, I think this is the greatest thing Ive ever heard at a sporting event because theres no snappy comeback for that, is there?
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Tuesday, 15 June 2010
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Jonathan Corbett: Retired Father

My dad is retired now, and he moved to Florida. And its really great to be able to finally go down and visit him now that hes finally able to do those things in life that hes always wanted to do, which apparently is start drinking at noon and then head on out to buy me ugly shirts.
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Wednesday, 15 June 2011
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