Jokes of the day for Monday, 21 September 2020

Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Monday, 21 September 2020
  • Currently 3.00/10

Rating: 3.0/10 (2)

Happy New Year 2021!! Happy New Year 2021

The Right Answer

First Freshman in Math Exam: "How far are you from the correct answer?"
Second Freshman in Math Exam: "About two seats away."

#joke #short
Joke | Source: A joke a day - Free Jokes of the Day Clean Funny Jokes via Email, Humor and Entertainment
  • Currently 7.09/10

Rating: 7.1/10 (11)

Your accountants letter of res

Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.
You have to hitch hike to the bank to make your car payment.
Your suggestion box starts ticking.
Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.
You see your stockbroker hitchhiking out of town.
You see the captain running toward the railing wearing a life jacket.
They pay your wages out of petty cash.
You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, and have less than you've ever had.
You tell the barber what you think about his prices before you get your haircut.
Getting there is half the fun and three-fourths of the vacation budget.
The simple instructions enclosed aren't.
A black cat crosses you path and drops dead.
You take an assertiveness training course and you're afraid to tell your wife.
The plumber floats by on your kitchen table.
Your pacemaker has only a thirty day guarantee.
The candles on your cake set off your smoke alarm.
The pest exterminator crawls under your house and never comes out.
#joke
Joke | Source: jokes warehouse - Animal jokes, Blonde jokes, doctor jokes, drunk jokes and jokes of the day
  • Currently 6.71/10

Rating: 6.7/10 (7)

The teenage son was having tro

The teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account.
"The bank returned the check you wrote to the sporting goods store," his mother said.
"Oh good," he replied, "Now I can use it to buy some stereo equipment!"
#joke #short
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Wednesday, 29 July 2020
  • Currently 3.82/10

Rating: 3.8/10 (11)

Jury duty...

Mrs. Hunter was called to serve for jury duty, but asked to be excused because she didn't believe in capital punishment and didn't want her personal thoughts to prevent the trial from running its proper course.

But the public defender liked her thoughtfulness and quiet calm, and tried to convince her that she was appropriate to serve on the jury.

"Madam," he explained, "this is not a murder trial! It's a simple civil lawsuit. A wife is bringing this case against her husband because he gambled away the $12,000 he had promised to use to remodel the kitchen for her birthday."

"Well, okay," agreed Mrs. Hunter, "I'll serve. I guess I could be wrong about capital punishment after all."

#joke
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Wednesday, 04 October 2017
  • Currently 6.44/10

Rating: 6.4/10 (9)

 Answering Machine Message 189


This is Jeff, you're not in now, so I'll leave a message.

#joke #short
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Monday, 20 June 2016
  • Currently 3.60/10

Rating: 3.6/10 (5)

The renegade employee who defe...

The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
#joke #short
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Monday, 05 December 2011
  • Currently 5.21/10

Rating: 5.2/10 (14)

Find number abc

If c7ac4 + a4b01 = 1bb0c5 find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist.
CHECK ANSWER
Brain Teasers, puzzles, riddles, mathematical problems, mastermind, cinemania...

Chinese Jews

Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant.
"Sid," asked Al, "Are there any Jews in China?"
"I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"When the waiter came by, Al said, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied and he went into the kitchen.
He quickly returned and said, "No, sir. No Chinese Jews."
"Are you sure?" Al asked.
"I will check again, sir." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere."
When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."
"Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."
"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange jews, prune jews, tomato jews and grape jews, but no one ever hear of Chinese jews!"

#joke
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Tuesday, 21 September 2010
  • Currently 5.90/10

Rating: 5.9/10 (40)

Everybody loves Raymond. Excep...

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
#joke #short #chucknorris
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Wednesday, 21 September 2011
  • Currently 3.36/10

Rating: 3.4/10 (36)

Having arrived at the edge of ...

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat. Then he went about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth...
#joke #beer
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Tuesday, 21 September 2010
  • Currently 6.85/10

Rating: 6.9/10 (34)

The Christmas gift...

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles."

"She did," he replied. "But where in the world was I gonna find a fake Jeep?"

#joke #short #christmas
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Sunday, 21 September 2008
  • Currently 6.33/10

Rating: 6.3/10 (33)

Cross the Atlantic

Why did the British cross the Atlantic?

To get to the other tide!

#joke #short
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Wednesday, 21 September 2011
  • Currently 3.37/10

Rating: 3.4/10 (30)

Jokes Archive

NOTE: All jokes on this web site are property of the sites they are collected from. Web site Jokes of the day is not responsible for content of jokes. We are not trying to offend, just looking for a good laugh!! If you are offended by any of the jokes, please complain to the site jokes are coming from.
This site uses cookies to store information on your computer. Some are essential to help the site properly. Others give us insight into how the site is used and help us to optimize the user experience. See our privacy policy.