Jokes of the day for Sunday, 27 September 2020

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Just fired my baker; she wasn&

Just fired my baker; she wasn't meeting my kneads.
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Sins of Omission

A Sunday School teacher asked her class, "Does anyone here know what we mean by sins of omission?"
A small girl replied, "Aren't those the sins we should have committed, but didn't?"

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Sentence using the words 'love' and ...

At the retreat, a couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words 'sex' and 'love.'
The woman wrote: "When two mature people are passionately and deeply in love with one another to a high degree and that they respect each other very much, just like Sam and I, it is spiritually and morally acceptable for them to engage in the act physical sex with one another."
And Sam wrote: "I love sex."
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Sunday, 12 July 2020
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An opening joke...

Not too long ago a large seminar was held for ministers in training.

Among the speakers were many well known motivational speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn't my wife!"

The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, "And that woman was my mother!" - The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech which, went over well.

About a week later one of the ministers who had attended the seminar decided to use that joke in his sermon. As he shyly approached the pulpit one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It seemed a bit foggy to him this morning.

Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of another woman that was not my wife!"

His congregation sat shocked. After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Tuesday, 10 October 2017
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In a tiny village lived an old

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she wasstill a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days weregetting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted thefollowing inscription on her tombstone:
"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin"
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully. The undertaker, true tohis word, instructed his men to inscribe on the tombstone what thelady had requested. The men went to carve it, but as they were lazyand it was close to quitting time, they decided the inscription wasunnecessarily long. So they simply carved:
"Returned unopened."
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 18 September 2015
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When in a bar, you can order a...

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Tuesday, 27 September 2011
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Find number abc

If b53c5 - b4bac = bb85 find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist.
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Bare back...

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down.

An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.

The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, the Indian let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'yahoo' and rode off.

'What did you do to get that Indian so excited?' asked the service station attendant.

'Nothing,' shrugged the woman, 'I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off.'

'Lady,' the attendant said, 'Indians ride bareback...'

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Tuesday, 27 September 2011
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Marriage And Man

Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 27 September 2013
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“Vertical living is f...

“Vertical living is flat dwelling.”

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 27 September 2013
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