Jokes of the day for Tuesday, 22 December 2020

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My Soviet-made car never worke

My Soviet-made car never worked. It had a Lada problems. It was a Lenin. It kept Stalin; I would always have to use my feet, and Trotsky to work – and that is total Bolshevik!
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Rudest, Slowest, and Nastiest

I had the rudest, slowest, and nastiest cashier today...
That’s the last time I use the self checkout lane!

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A dietitian was once addressin

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago:
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of ussitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomachlining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, andnone of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinkingwater.
"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all haveeaten or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causesthe most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake."
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A group of hikers were being l

A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness by a guide. On the third day, the hikers noticed that they had been travelling in circles.
"We're lost!" One of the men complained. "I thought you said you were the best guide in the United States."
"I am," the guide answered, "but I think we may have wandered into Canada."
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A stage....

During a performance for the high school talent show at the local theater, a hole was cracked in the stage floor. Subsequent acts managed to avoid the damaged area until little Freddy, juggling bowling pins, accidentally stepped through the hole up to his knee.

He apologized to the audience for his clumsiness. But a heckler in the back of the theater shouted:

"Don't worry, Freddy! It's just a stage you're going through!"

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Saturday, 10 January 2015
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A college student picked up hi...

A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetizers, lobster, champagne. . .the works. Finally he asked her,
"Does your Mother feed you like this at home?"
"No," she said, "but my Mother's not looking to get laid, either."
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Tuesday, 22 December 2009
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Find number abc

If b9a8c - cb43a = 5ab5a find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist.
CHECK ANSWER
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A little girl is sitting on he...

A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled. Finally the little girl asks, "Grandpa, did God make you?"
"He sure did honey, a long time ago," replies her grandpa.
"Well, did God make me?" asks the little girl.
"Yes, He did, and that wasn't too long ago," answers her grandpa.
"Boy," says the little girl, "He's sure doing a lot better job these days isn't He?"
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Tuesday, 22 December 2009
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Chuck Norris can divide by zer...

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Thursday, 22 December 2011
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A Moral Question

One man said to another, "I didn't sleep with my wife before I got married. How about you?"
The man replied, "I don't know. What was her maiden name?"

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Wednesday, 22 December 2010
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