Jokes of the day for Friday, 06 August 2021

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Early Risers in Greece

Why do people hate getting up early in Athens?
Because Dawn is tough on Greece.

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The Groom's Many Brides

A young girl was attending her first wedding, watching the proceedings with interest for a while before growing restless. The groom stood at the altar as six bridesmaids walked slowly up the aisle, one by one.Soon, the girl leaned over to her mom and whispered, “Why doesn’t he just hurry up and pick one?”
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Thursday, 17 June 2021
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"Who likes music?" asks a comm

"Who likes music?" asks a commander.
Two soldiers step forward.
"OK you two. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor."
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 07 December 2018
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The key...

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt to use should I not return from the Crusade in seven years."

The company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching. Thinking it might be an important message from the town the column halted. A horseman approached. It was the knight's best friend. He said "Hey, you gave me the wrong key!!"

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Tuesday, 25 August 2015
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The Japanese eat very little f

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than theBritish or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than theBritish or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Thursday, 06 August 2015
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If Jesus were a cross-dresser,

If Jesus were a cross-dresser, would that have made him the Pantie-Christ?
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 05 December 2014
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Find number abc

If 90a99 + accb9 = cbc6b8 find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist.
CHECK ANSWER
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A passenger in a taxi leaned o...

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Tuesday, 06 August 2013
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Golf in Heaven

Bill, the avid golfer, contacts a "Medium" and asks if there is a golf course in Heaven.

The Medium says that his request is a big order, but he will try and find out and get back to him in a few days.

After several days go by, Bill finally gets a call from the Medium.

"Well," said Bill, "What did ya find out?"

"I've got good news and bad news for you," said the Medium.

"OK, what's the good news?" Bill exclaimed.

"Well, there is a beautiful 36 hole golf course in Heaven, and you'll have 24 hour access with your own personal caddy," blurted out the Medium!!

"And the bad news?" asked Bill.

"You're due to tee-off this Sunday at around 10:30 in the morning," the Medium said!

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Saturday, 06 August 2011
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Three Vampires Go To A Bar

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."
The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."
The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some plasma."
The waitress looks up and says, "Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?"
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Saturday, 06 August 2011
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 Free Haircuts

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God’s work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, "you protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "you serve the justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Thursday, 06 August 2020
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Michael Ian Black: Ambien Racing Game

Heres how you play: on your drive home tonight... when you get, like, 15, 20 minutes away from your house, take an Ambien -- and then just try to beat it. Really fun, and it makes the last part of the drive go really fast, you guys.
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Saturday, 06 August 2011
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