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    <title>Jokes of the day</title>

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    <description>Jokes of the day - collection - daily dose of jokes</description>
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          <title>Joke for Wednesday, 02 May 2012</title>
          <link>http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</link>
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	The hardest thing to do at a community college is cheat on a test because the only people you can cheat off of <i>also</i> go to a community college.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Tuesday, 01 May 2012</title>
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	Nobodys ever offered me money to have sex. Sure -- a Bud Light and a basket of curly fries, but not cash.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Monday, 30 Apr 2012</title>
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	I just got back from Portland, Oregon. Portland, of course, is a very progressive city, one that does not spay or neuter its hippie population. So there is an overabundance.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Sunday, 29 Apr 2012</title>
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	I grew up in Chicago in a white neighborhood, and it messed me up. Then I moved to a black neighborhood, and it was too late cause I went from being the only black child in an all white neighborhood to being the only white child in an all black neighborhood. I didnt have skills. I didnt know how to fight; I didnt know double dutch.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Saturday, 28 Apr 2012</title>
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	How to be a bouncer: 1) be an a**hole; 2) stand near a door.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Friday, 27 Apr 2012</title>
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	They sell book lights now, a little spotlight you attach to your book. You know, I actually thought about buying one of these, and then I remembered, I own a lamp.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Tuesday, 24 Apr 2012</title>
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	I never smoke grass and drive my car because, for one thing, no matter how many letters I write to the road commissions, they still refuse to start designing highways with second-chance exits.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Monday, 23 Apr 2012</title>
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	Thats right -- Im a black albino, ladies. You know what Im talking about: all the benefits of being black, without the disappointing looks from your parents.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Sunday, 22 Apr 2012</title>
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	I was walking down the street, and this guy waved to me. Then he came up to me and said, Im sorry, I thought you were someone else. I said, I am.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2012 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Friday, 20 Apr 2012</title>
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	The whole first week, I thought I was psychic. I thought I had new powers all of a sudden, you know. Id be like, Where are my keys? Oh, theyre in my pocket. How did I know that? Oh my gosh!<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 00:00:00</pubDate>
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