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    <title>Jokes of the day</title>

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    <description>Jokes of the day - collection - daily dose of jokes</description>
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          <title>Joke for Friday, 30 Jul 2010</title>
          <link>http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</link>
          <guid>http://www.jokesoftheday.net/2010-07-30</guid>

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	I was dating this girl; shes like, Mike, you look so much like a cop, why dont you just become a cop? Im like, I respect the police, I just couldnt wear a uniform to work every day. And shes like, Why dont you just become an undercover cop? I was like, Well, I hate to point out the obvious here, but if I look like a cop, chances are I wouldnt be too effective undercover.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Thursday, 29 Jul 2010</title>
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          <guid>http://www.jokesoftheday.net/2010-07-29</guid>

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	One of my best friends is a professional magician. The only downside to having a magical friend is he always invites us on double dates, and thats the worst because Im a nice guy, but hes magic. Theres no way I can compete with that. He shows up, hes so smooth. Girls love him. Hes like, Hows it going? You look so beautiful tonight. Your hair -- is that a coin? Now, its a rose. Now, its money. And its like, I show up -- what am I gonna do? Im like, Hi, I brought you this rose. Now, its broken.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Wednesday, 28 Jul 2010</title>
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          <guid>http://www.jokesoftheday.net/2010-07-28</guid>

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	Were at this bar, and Im talking to this guy. Hes kind of leaning in like maybe hes intrigued by me, or something. All of a sudden, I look up and I notice, out of the corner of my eye, my friend that I came there with is doing some sort of a titty dance on the bar, right above us. And you cant really compete with that. Cause I think that every man hopes and prays that a titty jig is just going to erupt at any moment in their lives.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Sunday, 25 Jul 2010</title>
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	Its weird when youre a mix. People just want to play detective with your face. Nine times out of 10, theyre polite: Where are you from? Im like, Pittsburgh. Theyre like, Pittsburgh, right. Seriously though, where are you from? Pittsburgh. Like Im from some mutant island south of the Philippines, the island of Half Asia. Its just me, Keanu Reeves and Tiger Woods on a beach all day playing volleyball.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Saturday, 24 Jul 2010</title>
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          <guid>http://www.jokesoftheday.net/2010-07-24</guid>

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	My female friends complain about dating. My friend was like, I went out with this guy, and he wanted to sleep with me after five dates. And I was like, No, he wanted to sleep with you after one date. He thought he might have a chance after five. He probably wanted to sleep with you after zero dates, but he thought a trip to Applebees might grease the wheels a little.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Friday, 23 Jul 2010</title>
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          <guid>http://www.jokesoftheday.net/2010-07-23</guid>

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	What I dont understand is when people write letters to magazines to say how much they agreed with a particular review or how much they enjoyed a particular article, you know what I mean?... You might as well write a letter to your grocery store. Dear grocery store: thanks for putting your eggs in a carton. It makes them a lot easier to get them home.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Thursday, 22 Jul 2010</title>
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          <guid>http://www.jokesoftheday.net/2010-07-22</guid>

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	Comedy crowds -- we always want to come out and ask you, How you feeling? We always say that, By a round of applause, how do you feel? Right? By a round of applause, how you feeling? Its the only place in the world that you judge how youre feeling by a round of applause... Theres never like a car accident, people all over the ground, people running over -- Maam! Maam! By a round of applause, how do you feel? By a round of applause -- shes not clapping!<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Wednesday, 21 Jul 2010</title>
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          <guid>http://www.jokesoftheday.net/2010-07-21</guid>

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	Im from Long Island, which is the least respected place in the world. I travel all over the country. I could be in the middle of Omaha doing something and the guy comes up to me and says, Hey, whered you grow up? Im like, Long Island. And hes like, Loser. Really? I grew up 22 miles from Manhattan; you lost your virginity to corn. I feel like I win that round. Im like, Ive seen the ocean. Game over.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Saturday, 17 Jul 2010</title>
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          <guid>http://www.jokesoftheday.net/2010-07-17</guid>

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	I like rock, paper, scissors -- two-thirds. Rock breaks scissors: these scissors are bent, theyre destroyed, I cant cut stuff -- I lose. Scissor cuts paper: this is strips, this is not even paper, this can take me forever to put this back together -- you got me. Paper covers rock: rock is fine, no structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point, just say the word. Paper sucks. It should be rock, dynamite with a cuttable wick, scissors.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Friday, 16 Jul 2010</title>
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          <guid>http://www.jokesoftheday.net/2010-07-16</guid>

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	These are the big breakthroughs in science and technology in the last 10 years: we have Rogaine, Prozac, now we have Viagra. You get a sense for whos bankrolling medical research in this country. Its just depressed, balding, white guys who cant get erections anymore. God forbid they cure something important, like muscular dystrophy. Its like, Sorry, little Johnny, you cant get up, but look -- I can.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 00:00:00</pubDate>
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