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    <title>Jokes of the day</title>

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    <description>Jokes of the day - collection - daily dose of jokes</description>
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          <title>Joke for Monday, 08 Mar 2010</title>
          <link>http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</link>
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	Trying to get a drunk girl to finish is like trying to take a drunk girl home when she cant remember where she lives. Shes like, Thats not it, thats not it, thats not it.<br /><br />
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	<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Sunday, 07 Mar 2010</title>
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          <guid>http://www.jokesoftheday.net/2010-03-07</guid>

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	Ive been freakishly skinny my entire life because theres a hole in my butt.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Saturday, 06 Mar 2010</title>
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          <guid>http://www.jokesoftheday.net/2010-03-06</guid>

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	Male comics are always coming up to me, and theyre like, Hey, Natasha, dont you think youre a little attractive to be a comedian? And Im like, Dont you think youre a little ugly to be talking to me?<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Friday, 05 Mar 2010</title>
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	I have this thing that I do called Mysteries of the Universe, when I gaze up at the countless stars and infinite galaxies. I realize how small and insignificant my girlfriend is. So, I get drunk and cheat on her with my 18-year-old neighbor.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Wednesday, 03 Mar 2010</title>
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	Its very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy -- location, location, location.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Tuesday, 02 Mar 2010</title>
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	Q: Whats the ultimate rejection?<BR><BR>A: When youre masturbating and your hand falls asleep.<br /><br />
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	<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Tuesday, 02 Mar 2010</title>
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	What did the egg say to the boiling water?      <br><br>I dont think I can get hard, I just got laid this morning!<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Sunday, 28 Feb 2010</title>
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	Q: Whats the difference between love and herpes?<br><br> A: Herpes lasts forever.<br /><br />
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	<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Saturday, 27 Feb 2010</title>
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          <guid>http://www.jokesoftheday.net/2010-02-27</guid>

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	To put that number in perspective, 6.5 billion people is so many people that anything thats humanely imaginable, as you imagine it, somewhere on the planet, there is a motherf**ker doing it.<br /><br />
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	<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Saturday, 27 Feb 2010</title>
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	Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?<BR><BR>A: You dont know when its going to come, how many inches youll get or how long itll last.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 00:00:00</pubDate>
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