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    <title>Jokes of the day</title>

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    <description>Jokes of the day - collection - daily dose of jokes</description>
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          <title>Joke for Wednesday, 01 Feb 2012</title>
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	This woman wouldnt let me hold her baby the other day because she said I was too drunk. First of all, dont bring your baby into the bar. And second of all, if Im drinking malt liquor on a playground, I call that a bar.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Monday, 30 Jan 2012</title>
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          <guid>http://www.jokesoftheday.net/2012-01-30</guid>

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	My grandmother is older than the word supper.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Sunday, 29 Jan 2012</title>
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          <guid>http://www.jokesoftheday.net/2012-01-29</guid>

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	I was born in the Bahamas -- Nassau, Bahamas. Yeah, came to the United States when I was one because I needed work.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Saturday, 28 Jan 2012</title>
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          <guid>http://www.jokesoftheday.net/2012-01-28</guid>

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	Heres how easy it was to get away with bank robbery back in the 30s -- as long as you werent still there when the police arrived, you had a 99% chance of getting away with it.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Thursday, 26 Jan 2012</title>
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	I took a dump in a toilet with no water. I had to tell my friends, Yeah, I dropped the kids off at the skate park.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Wednesday, 25 Jan 2012</title>
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	If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Saturday, 21 Jan 2012</title>
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          <guid>http://www.jokesoftheday.net/2012-01-21</guid>

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	I did a club one night -- the speakers were old as hell. My jokes were coming out in black and white.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Thursday, 19 Jan 2012</title>
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	Id much rather have AIDS than a baby... Theyre not that different at all. Theyre both expensive, you have them for the rest of your life, theyre constant reminders of the mistakes youve made and once you have them, you pretty much can only date other people who have them.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Wednesday, 18 Jan 2012</title>
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          <guid>http://www.jokesoftheday.net/2012-01-18</guid>

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	Called somebody an Indian giver recently. They were really offended so I had to take it back.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 00:00:00</pubDate>
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          <title>Joke for Monday, 16 Jan 2012</title>
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	I love alcohol, man. Some people call alcohol a drug, too. Some people say that, Alcohols a drug. Not me, I call it a vitamin. Cause whatever your deficiency is, alcohol will treat it.<br /><br />
	The rest of jokes of the day check on <a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/">http://www.jokesoftheday.net/</a>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 00:00:00</pubDate>
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