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Chuck Norris jokes (16 to 30)Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 16 to 30. |
Chuck Norris died this morning...
Chuck Norris died this morning. But don't worry, he's completely fine now.#joke #short #chucknorris
In school, Chuck Norris put "v...
In school, Chuck Norris put "violence" down for every answer on math tests and always got 100% because he solves all problems with violence.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris shot Bon Jovi in ...
Chuck Norris shot Bon Jovi in the heart for giving love a bad name.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris once gave a box o...
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids, these kids are now known as the Power Rangers.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris will be the star ...
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris can delete the Re...
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris once wrestled a b...
Chuck Norris once wrestled a bear, an alligator, and a mountain lion all at once. He won by tying them together with an anaconda.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in...
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his den. The bear isn't dead- just afraid to move.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris runs until the tr...
Chuck Norris runs until the treadmill gets tired.#joke #short #chucknorris
When Chuck Norris takes his sh...
When Chuck Norris takes his shirt off the sun gets a tan.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris doesn't call the ...
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris drew the line and...
Chuck Norris drew the line and made Johnny Cash walk it.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris can roundhouse ki...
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick with his left leg and his right leg. At the same time.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris was born a blonde...
Chuck Norris was born a blonde, but the blood of his victims dyed his hair and beard to a healthy orange.Chuck Norris is the only perso...
Chuck Norris is the only person in history to receive a Platinum Medal in the Olympics.#joke #short #chucknorris