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Chuck Norris jokes (31 to 45)Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 31 to 45. |
Harlem does the Chuck Norris s...
Harlem does the Chuck Norris shake.#joke #short #chucknorris
In the words of Julius Caesar,...
In the words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked in the face.#joke #short #chucknorris
A mighty crack was heard aroun...
A mighty crack was heard around the world as Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the supercontinent, Pangaea, beginning continental drift.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris does not need Twi...
Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he is already following you.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris knows what the do...
Chuck Norris knows what the double rainbow means.#joke #short #chucknorris
The grass is always greener on...
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there; then the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.#joke #short #chucknorris
In an act of great philanthrop...
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck Norris donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research to the American Cancer Society.#joke #short #chucknorris
If you woke up this morning, i...
If you woke up this morning, it means Chuck Norris spared your life.#joke #short #chucknorris
Ghosts are actually caused by ...
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.#joke #short #chucknorris
When Chuck Norris wants an egg...
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.#joke #short #chucknorris
Kids go to sleep with a teddy ...
Kids go to sleep with a teddy bear. Chuck norris goes to sleep with an actual bear.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris invented KFC's fa...
Chuck Norris invented KFC's famous secret recipe, with 11 herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the 12th ingredient: Fear#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris wrote all the Cho...
Chuck Norris wrote all the Choose Your Own Adventure books under pen names to hide the fact that they are autobiographical.#joke #short #chucknorris
Curiosity killed the cat. Chuc...
Curiosity killed the cat. Chuck Norris killed Curiosity.#joke #short #chucknorris
A man taunted Chuck Norris by ...
A man taunted Chuck Norris by holding a bag of Lays potato chips in front of him and saying "Betcha can't just one!" Chuck Norris subsequently ate the chips, the bag, and the man whole.#joke #short #chucknorris