Chuck Norris jokes (46 to 60)Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 46 to 60. |
Chuck Norris and Superman once...
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.#joke #short #chucknorris
Jesus can walk on water, but C...
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.#joke #short #chucknorris
When you open a can of whoop-a...
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.#joke #short #chucknorris
If Superman and The Flash were...
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chucknorris
There is no such thing as torn...
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris can make onions c...
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris is the reason why...
Chuck Norris is the reason why the chicken crossed the road.#joke #short #chucknorris
Some magicians can walk on wat...
Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris won't fight Justi...
Chuck Norris won't fight Justin Bieber because he doesn't hit girls.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris can has cheezburg...
Chuck Norris can has cheezburger.#joke #short #chucknorris
In 1990, Chuck Norris founded ...
In 1990, Chuck Norris founded the non-profit organization "Kick Drugs Out of America". If the organization's name were "Roundhouse Kick Drugs out of America", there wouldn't be any drugs in the Western Hemisphere. Anywhere.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris can squeeze orang...
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris can take an arrow...
Chuck Norris can take an arrow in the knee.#joke #short #chucknorris
Chuck Norris doesn't step on t...
Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.#joke #short #chucknorris
Google won't search for Chuck ...
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.#joke #short #chucknorris