Monday jokes - jokes about monday (11 to 20)

Monday jokes - jokes about monday (11 to 20) Jokes about monday. These are the jokes listed 11 to 20.
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The Ring

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.
The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."
At that Statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over.
"Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. "I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account."
"I know," said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"
Don't mess with Old People.      

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Animated GIF - This dog is all of us on a Monday

This dog is all of us on a Monday - This dog is all of us on a Monday. - link to page gif is posted initially.
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Animated GIF - Monday morning problems

Monday morning problems - Monday morning problems - link to page gif is posted initially.
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Animated GIF - When you're enjoying your day...

When you're enjoying your day... - When you're enjoying your day and suddenly realize tomorrow is Monday. - link to page gif is posted initially.
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Calculate the number 2140

NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 2140 using numbers [5, 7, 9, 1, 25, 177] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once.
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Back 2 work, it's Monday

Back 2 work, it's Monday!
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Animated GIF - Monday

Monday - Monday - link to page gif is posted initially.
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Animated GIF - It's a Monday, leave me alone!

It's a Monday, leave me alone! - It's a Monday, leave me alone! - link to page gif is posted initially.
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Animated GIF - Monday is coming

Monday is coming - Monday is coming - link to page gif is posted initially.
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Monday Lisa

Monday Lisa
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Animated GIF - Monday morning

Monday morning - Monday morning - link to page gif is posted initially.
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