Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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“A water chess nut lo

“A water chess nut loves to play chess aboard ships.”

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Constant Wordplay Jokes

My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes.
I asked her, "What should I do to stop my addiction?"
She said, "Hey, whatever means necessary."

"No, no it doesn't," I said.

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Playoff hockey is a comic r

Playoff hockey is a comic marvel. They should call it the Stan Lee Cup.
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“A debutante is havin

“A debutante is having a ball.”

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MAGIC SQUARE: Calculate A-B*C

The aim is to place the some numbers from the list (5, 8, 10, 13, 16, 18, 37, 40, 43, 45, 67) into the empty squares and squares marked with A, B an C. Sum of each row and column should be equal. All the numbers of the magic square must be different. Find values for A, B, and C. Solution is A-B*C.
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Telling Time

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

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Graphic designers are obsessed

Graphic designers are obsessed with kern events. Especially web designers – they love checking out Britney's css. HTML baby one more time!
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People who sing off-key in the

People who sing off-key in the shower should be nerve-gassed. Only that will help the sarin-aid.
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“With all the concern

“With all the concern about plastic waste these days, it is easy to see why clingfilm gets such a bad wrap.”

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Change in Store

I went to a smoke shop to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store...
Clothes, but no cigar.

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There are Chinese food places

There are Chinese food places popping up along London's riverbanks. Must be a Sino the Thames.
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