Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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Breast augmentation will fix e

Breast augmentation will fix everything; all your problems a distend mammary.
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No Kids

A man finished baby-proofing his house and his wife says, "Aw, honey, I thought you said you didn't want to have kids?"
He responds, "I don't. Let's see them get in now."

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My garden came up crooked. It&

My garden came up crooked. It's true what they say about the best laid plants…
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They says there's not mu

They says there's not much to do in tiny European republics, but I suckled almost a dozen pigs in Lichtenswine!
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What a winning combination?

The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot.
CHECK ANSWER
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This photo of a chicken nibbli

This photo of a chicken nibbling my butt has an unusual ass-pecked ratio.
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“He built his entire

“He built his entire itch-cream business from scratch.”

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You Have A Disease

Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it.
Patient: What’s the Cure?
Doctor: It’s an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let’s try to stay focused...

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They launched a tampon into sp

They launched a tampon into space, to see if it could circumovulate the globe.
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For years the tobacco companie

For years the tobacco companies marketed smoking to minors. Even now they sell cigarettes by the cartoon.
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“When the off-duty co

“When the off-duty copper fell into an electroplating bath, his mettle was galvanized by a sudden zincing feeling and he knew his mass was brass.”

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