Breast augmentation will fix e
Breast augmentation will fix everything; all your problems a distend mammary.#joke #short
No Kids
A man finished baby-proofing his house and his wife says, "Aw, honey, I thought you said you didn't want to have kids?"
He responds, "I don't. Let's see them get in now."
#joke #short
My garden came up crooked. It&
My garden came up crooked. It's true what they say about the best laid plants…#joke #short
They says there's not mu
They says there's not much to do in tiny European republics, but I suckled almost a dozen pigs in Lichtenswine!#joke #short
What a winning combination?
The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot.
This photo of a chicken nibbli
This photo of a chicken nibbling my butt has an unusual ass-pecked ratio.#joke #short
They launched a tampon into sp
They launched a tampon into space, to see if it could circumovulate the globe.#joke #short
For years the tobacco companie
For years the tobacco companies marketed smoking to minors. Even now they sell cigarettes by the cartoon.#joke #short
“When the off-duty co
“When the off-duty copper fell into an electroplating bath, his mettle was galvanized by a sudden zincing feeling and he knew his mass was brass.”
#joke #short