Farm Work is Fard
Little Johnny: “Having a farm is really hard work.”
Billy: “It’s an ant farm Johnny, all you have to do is supervise.”
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Buy a winnebagelro
Buy a winnebagel. You have muffin to lose. People might think you're cookie, but donut listen.#joke #short
A beautiful, sexy, good-lookin
A beautiful, sexy, good-looking lady was sitting next to a guy in a plane.The lady said to him, "Can you help me remove something from my breast please?"
The exciting young man replied, "Wow! It will be my pleasure. So what is it?"
"Your Eyes, idiot!"
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Too Much Time Online
My wife says that I spend too much time talking to random people online.
What do you guys think?
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Which is a winning combination of digits?
The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot.
My addiction to French-pressed
My addiction to French-pressed coffee has caused me to hit bodum.#joke #short
Prehistoric Producer
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
"Try Sara's Tops!"
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A lynch mob chased after a fla
A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.#joke #short
NED: I heard your new flatmate
NED: I heard your new flatmate is made of Jello?ED: What? That's ridiculous!
NED: Really.
ED: Those are just viscous roomers!
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I can only write while crankin
I can only write while cranking my boombox. So what if I'm guilty of stereo typing.#joke #short