Farm Work is Fard
Little Johnny: “Having a farm is really hard work.”
Billy: “It’s an ant farm Johnny, all you have to do is supervise.”
Buy a winnebagelroBuy a winnebagel. You have muffin to lose. People might think you're cookie, but donut listen.
A beautiful, sexy, good-lookinA beautiful, sexy, good-looking lady was sitting next to a guy in a plane.
The lady said to him, "Can you help me remove something from my breast please?"
The exciting young man replied, "Wow! It will be my pleasure. So what is it?"
"Your Eyes, idiot!"
Too Much Time Online
My wife says that I spend too much time talking to random people online.
What do you guys think?
Which is a winning combination of digits?
My addiction to French-pressedMy addiction to French-pressed coffee has caused me to hit bodum.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
"Try Sara's Tops!"
NED: I heard your new flatmateNED: I heard your new flatmate is made of Jello?
ED: What? That's ridiculous!
ED: Those are just viscous roomers!
Where do you find lost silverware?
Answer: At the fork in the road.