“A water chess nut lo
“A water chess nut loves to play chess aboard ships.”
Constant Wordplay Jokes
My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes.
I asked her, "What should I do to stop my addiction?"
She said, "Hey, whatever means necessary."
"No, no it doesn't," I said.
“A debutante is havin
“A debutante is having a ball.”
MAGIC SQUARE: Calculate A-B*C
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!
Graphic designers are obsessedGraphic designers are obsessed with kern events. Especially web designers – they love checking out Britney's css. HTML baby one more time!
“With all the concern
“With all the concern about plastic waste these days, it is easy to see why clingfilm gets such a bad wrap.”
Change in Store
I went to a smoke shop to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store...
Clothes, but no cigar.