Short jokes - funny one liners (21 to 30)

Short jokes - funny one liners (21 to 30) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 21 to 30.
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Out Of This World Learning

Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!

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After centuries of procrastina

After centuries of procrastinating, mankind finally invented the lazer.
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“I tried my best to w

“I tried my best to write a poem about a frosty day, but I just could not make it rime.”

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I used ‘veranda' a

I used ‘veranda' as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.
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What a winning combination?

The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot.
CHECK ANSWER
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“After eating a half

“After eating a half dozen donuts, the customer developed a glazed look on his face.”

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I went to a comedy show on Hal

I went to a comedy show on Hallowe'en. It was a real boohaha!
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Couches don't like it wh

Couches don't like it when you make fun of them. They don't appreciate sat ire.
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“Is trading a cephalo

“Is trading a cephalopod for a corvine avian considered squid pro crow?”

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Addicted to Twitter

A man walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.”
The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you."

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How does amputation work? By a

How does amputation work? By a process of alimb-ination
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