They launched a tampon into spThey launched a tampon into space, to see if it could circumovulate the globe.
For years the tobacco companieFor years the tobacco companies marketed smoking to minors. Even now they sell cigarettes by the cartoon.
“When the off-duty co
“When the off-duty copper fell into an electroplating bath, his mettle was galvanized by a sudden zincing feeling and he knew his mass was brass.”
Trouble With Eczema
Sam: I’m having a lot of trouble with eczema, teacher.
Teacher: Heavens, where do you have it?
Sam: I don’t have it, I just can’t spell it.
Which is a winning combination of digits?
NED: Did you just touch my assNED: Did you just touch my ass?
ED: Sure did.
NED: You're a pervert.
ED: Just call me butter cup!
“The snow removal com
“The snow removal company said they try to plow sense into people wanting to use shovels.”
Husband 1: I am the boss of thHusband 1: I am the boss of the house. I couldn't find cold water in the house, so I shouted for hot water and got it immediately.
Husband 2: Wow, that's great. Is it for drinking or bathing?
Husband 1: It was for washing the dishes.
I bought a faulty bamboo tobogI bought a faulty bamboo toboggan from a panda. The panda ripped me off. Now I feel bamboosled.
A pointA pointless pun is a yawn sequitur.
“I had a disagreement
“I had a disagreement with my dancing teacher at my first lesson. I said I had two left feet and she said too right.”