Short jokes - funny one liners (21 to 30)

Short jokes - funny one liners (21 to 30) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 21 to 30.
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They launched a tampon into sp

They launched a tampon into space, to see if it could circumovulate the globe.
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For years the tobacco companie

For years the tobacco companies marketed smoking to minors. Even now they sell cigarettes by the cartoon.
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“When the off-duty co

“When the off-duty copper fell into an electroplating bath, his mettle was galvanized by a sudden zincing feeling and he knew his mass was brass.”

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Trouble With Eczema

Sam: I’m having a lot of trouble with eczema, teacher.
Teacher: Heavens, where do you have it?
Sam: I don’t have it, I just can’t spell it.

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Which is a winning combination of digits?

The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot.
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NED: Did you just touch my ass

NED: Did you just touch my ass?
ED: Sure did.
NED: You're a pervert.
ED: Just call me butter cup!
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“The snow removal com

“The snow removal company said they try to plow sense into people wanting to use shovels.”

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Husband 1: I am the boss of th

Husband 1: I am the boss of the house. I couldn't find cold water in the house, so I shouted for hot water and got it immediately.
Husband 2: Wow, that's great. Is it for drinking or bathing?
Husband 1: It was for washing the dishes.
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I bought a faulty bamboo tobog

I bought a faulty bamboo toboggan from a panda. The panda ripped me off. Now I feel bamboosled.
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A point

A pointless pun is a yawn sequitur.
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“I had a disagreement

“I had a disagreement with my dancing teacher at my first lesson. I said I had two left feet and she said too right.”

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