Out Of This World Learning
Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
After centuries of procrastinaAfter centuries of procrastinating, mankind finally invented the lazer.
“I tried my best to w
“I tried my best to write a poem about a frosty day, but I just could not make it rime.”
I used ‘veranda' aI used ‘veranda' as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.
What a winning combination?
“After eating a half
“After eating a half dozen donuts, the customer developed a glazed look on his face.”
I went to a comedy show on HalI went to a comedy show on Hallowe'en. It was a real boohaha!
Couches don't like it whCouches don't like it when you make fun of them. They don't appreciate sat ire.
“Is trading a cephalo
“Is trading a cephalopod for a corvine avian considered squid pro crow?”