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Short jokes - funny one liners (8081 to 8120)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 8081 to 8120. |
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
A: He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
Did you hear about the two rad...
Did you hear about the two radio antennas that got married?The wedding was terrible, but the reception was excellent!
“Did you hear about t...
“Did you hear about that Buddhist leader who retired and tended his crops? He's now known as the Dalai Farmer.”
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Mrs. Hanks commented, "So has my back pain."
"Do you believe in life after ...
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, sir," the clerk replied.
"That's good," the boss said. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."
Knock, Knock... Cows Go
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly, cows go "moo."
You might Be A Redne
Y'might be a redneck, if you clean your toilet by peein' on the stains!Missing the bus
Well, she simple rode bus number 35 twice.
“My dog swallowed my ...
“My dog swallowed my engagement ring. I ended up with a diamond in the ruff.”
nipples
'You know, honey,' the little old lady said. 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago.''I'm not surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your porridge.'
“The geneticist taugh...
“The geneticist taught his students how to mendel defective genes.”
Mr. and Mrs. Thorne had just r...
Mr. and Mrs. Thorne had just reached the airport in the nick of time to catch the plane for their two-week's vacation in Majorca. "I wish we'd brought the piano with us," said Mr. Thorne. "What on earth for?" asked his wife."I've left the tickets on it."
Sardar jokes-Compliment
Sardar Gurpreet Singh replied: "Dear Sir, thanks for the compliment!"
Harvard Graduate
How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
One day my friend as...
“One day my friend asked me, how do you take such good care of your saxophone. I responded with tenor, love and care.”
“Studying earthquakes...
“Studying earthquakes rocks, but sometimes it is not always what it is cracked up to be.”