I dreamed I was an amputee. II dreamed I was an amputee. I don't know how those no shins got in my head.
“A paratrooper pulls
“A paratrooper pulls strings to stay on the job.”
Why is the letter 'B' very cold?
Because its between AC.
Chess Knight Move
Never tip over another manRNever tip over another man's portapottie. That's dirty poo hole.
“Luke Skywalker did a
“Luke Skywalker did a lot of fighting on the breakwater. After all, he was a jetty knight.”
A Child Of Five
"Come on now, a child of five could understand this!"
"I'll tell you what, why don't you go fetch me a child of five!"
“After opening severa
“After opening several tins of tomato sauce the chef flipped his lid and became cantankerous.”
They say you shouldn't go grocery shopping when you're hungry...
But I ran out of food a few days ago, and it's just getting worse!