Short jokes - funny one liners (31 to 40)

Short jokes - funny one liners (31 to 40) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 31 to 40.
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I dreamed I was an amputee. I

I dreamed I was an amputee. I don't know how those no shins got in my head.
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  • Currently 3.17/10

Rating: 3.2/10 (6)

Hear about the paleontologist

Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.
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“A paratrooper pulls

“A paratrooper pulls strings to stay on the job.”

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Letter 'B'

Why is the letter 'B' very cold?
Because its between AC.

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Chess Knight Move

Find the title of movie, using the move of a chess knight. First letter is C. Length of words in solution: 4,6.
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Never tip over another manR

Never tip over another man's portapottie. That's dirty poo hole.
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“Luke Skywalker did a

“Luke Skywalker did a lot of fighting on the breakwater. After all, he was a jetty knight.”

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A Child Of Five

"Come on now, a child of five could understand this!"
"I'll tell you what, why don't you go fetch me a child of five!"

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Rating: 2.4/10 (9)

“After opening severa

“After opening several tins of tomato sauce the chef flipped his lid and became cantankerous.”

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Hunger Pains

They say you shouldn't go grocery shopping when you're hungry...
But I ran out of food a few days ago, and it's just getting worse!

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With the iPad, the sun is sett

With the iPad, the sun is setting on dusktop computing.
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