“I love hot dogs. Doe
“I love hot dogs. Does that make me a frankophile?”
“The guy who invented
“The guy who invented the paper clip almost gave up. Luckily he held it all together.”
If It Could, It Wood
"What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine?" asked the curious boy.
His mother took a deep breath and then replied, "It wooden go."
“A job application is
“A job application is when you must spell each word write.”
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Country of Pink Cars
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A Pink Car-nation!
Complete vs Finish
Wife: "What is difference between complete and finish?"
Husband: "When you met me, you were complete. When I met you, I was finished."
“When a new cat arriv
“When a new cat arrives, the news spreads quickly via word of mouse.”