Short jokes - funny one liners (921 to 930)

Short jokes - funny one liners (921 to 930) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 921 to 930.
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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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I had a joke about a...

“I had a joke about a cake, but it's stale.”

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Patient: Doctor, you must help...

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, and I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID IDIOT!
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Cat Birthday

Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?

A: Mice cream and cake.

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I'm here until you say I'm n...

I'm here until you say I'm not. What am I?
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Complimentary soft drink

“Serving yourself a complimentary soft drink is a way to get emotional support.”

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DON’T YOU FRET

A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.

I replied, “Is that a fret?”

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My dog barks all the...

“My dog barks all the time. That is my pet hate.”

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The art-supply store sold arti...

The art-supply store sold artists' canvas by the yard. It came in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.
Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?"
Clerk: "Certainly, what width?"
Customer: (confused and slightly annoyed) "Scissors?"
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What is the difference between

What is the difference between a good and a bad girl?
A good girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed.
A bad girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.
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I went to a creepy d...

“I went to a creepy dermatologist the other day. He made my skin crawl.”

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