Short jokes - funny one liners (921 to 930)

Short jokes - funny one liners (921 to 930) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 921 to 930.
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“I love hot dogs. Doe

“I love hot dogs. Does that make me a frankophile?”

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“The guy who invented

“The guy who invented the paper clip almost gave up. Luckily he held it all together.”

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If It Could, It Wood

"What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine?" asked the curious boy.
His mother took a deep breath and then replied, "It wooden go."

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“A job application is

“A job application is when you must spell each word write.”

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Replace asterisk symbols with ...

Replace asterisk symbols with a letters (M*C* *****R) and guess the name of musician. Length of words in solution: 4,6.
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Feel Like Curtains?

A patient sobs to his doctor, “I feel like a pair of curtains!”
Doctor replies, “Well pull yourself together man!”

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 Answering Machine Message 196


We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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Country of Pink Cars

What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A Pink Car-nation!

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Complete vs Finish

Wife: "What is difference between complete and finish?"
Husband: "When you met me, you were complete. When I met you, I was finished."

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“When a new cat arriv

“When a new cat arrives, the news spreads quickly via word of mouse.”

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Greatest Comedian in the Bible

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?A. Samson. He brought the house down.
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