Short jokes - funny one liners (931 to 940)

Short jokes - funny one liners (931 to 940) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 931 to 940.
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Cowboy's Canine

A cowboy was walking down the street with his new pet dachshund. The passerby asked him why a cowboy would own that kind of dog.

The cowboy answered, "Well, somebody told me to get along little doggie."

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Anyone who can't make di

Anyone who can't make dirty puns has clearly lost all crud ability.
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Rating: 3.6/10 (5)

“I went to a bakery t

“I went to a bakery that advertised 'All Cakes £1'. I took one to the counter - the shop assistant said, '£2 please. That's Madeira cake'”

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Moldy Jello? That's rath

Moldy Jello? That's rather off pudding.
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Replace asterisk symbols with ...

Replace asterisk symbols with a letters (Z* *O*) and guess the name of musician band. Length of words in solution: 2,3.
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“I went to a bakery t

“I went to a bakery that advertised 'All Cakes £”

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If you're a slave, the <

If you're a slave, the own us is on you.
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  • Currently 2.33/10

Rating: 2.3/10 (3)

“I can show you how t

“I can show you how to levitate using 'smoke and mirrors' if you don't mind suspending reality for a while.”

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I hit a frog, and my car was...

I hit a frog, and my car was toadaled.
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  • Currently 6.44/10

Rating: 6.4/10 (9)

Anyone who plays heavy metal a

Anyone who plays heavy metal at work is office rocker.
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  • Currently 6.17/10

Rating: 6.2/10 (6)

“Photos used to sell

“Photos used to sell rice are usually grainy.”

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