Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)
|Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.|
“Each winter my uncle
“Each winter my uncle has his chimney inspected and cleaned. He does this to prepare his home for the 'flue' season!”
“An easy jailbreak is
“An easy jailbreak is a slip of the pen.”
Two college girls looking at their car's flat tire.
"I don't understand?"
"How come the bottom part of the tire always gets a flat?"
“The Genetic marker f
“The Genetic marker for people who are naturally bad at spelling can be found in those with blood Type-O.”
Calculate the number 993
“We all just want to
“We all just want to belong. But some of us are short.”
When I am told, "You'll regret that in the morning", I don't let it bother me.
Being a problem solver, I just sleep in till noon.
If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
Most people will say, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
An engineer will say, "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."
Keeping School Clean
Teacher to the class: "How can we keep our school clean?"
Student: "By staying at home?"