Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10)

Short jokes - funny one liners (1 to 10) Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 1 to 10.
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“If I had a nickel fo

“If I had a nickel for every bread pun, I'd have a pun per nickel.”

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A Hippie's Wife

What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.

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“Twister arm and the

“Twister arm and the storm chaser will tell you almost anything. Give her a funnel cake and she spills all!”

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My Favorite Exercise

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.
It’s called lunch.

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Find the right combination

The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot.
CHECK ANSWER
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“Snake! Run!”

Two men are hiking through the woods when one of them cries out, “Snake! Run!”
His companion laughs at him. “Oh, relax. It’s only a baby,” he says. “Don’t you hear the rattle?”

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“Moby Dick didn't ha

“Moby Dick didn't have a funeral but he did have a huge wake.”

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Timmy's Test Paper

Teacher: “I hope I didn’t see you looking at Timmy’s test paper?”
Little Johnny: ”I hope you didn't see me either!”

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Another Recital

“Today,” said the professor, “I will be lecturing about the kidneys, intestines, pancreas, and the liver.”

One med student leaned toward his friend sitting next to him, “Great, we have to sit through another organ recital.”

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Weight puns

“Everyone hated my weight puns. They all left en mass.”

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Political papers

“Where do you find all the political papers? In the Cabinet!”

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