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Rating: 9.5/10 (114000)

Opinionated Ex

My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was a bad lover...
You should have seen her face when they all disagreed.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 8.60/10

Rating: 8.6/10 (10)

The Conscientious Ransomer

I got attacked by ransomware and was asked for money...
I sent them my pay stub...
Not only did they immediately remove the malware from my system, but they also put some money into my account.

#joke #short
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  • Currently 8.44/10

Rating: 8.4/10 (9)

The President And His Small Dog

The former President is disembarking his private plane, carrying his tiny dog.
One of his Secret Service men says, "Nice dog, sir."
The President says, "Thanks, I got it for the former First Lady."
The Secret Service man replies, "Nice trade, sir."

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  • Currently 7.44/10

Rating: 7.4/10 (9)

Heart Chaser

The pretty lady at the DMV recommended to me that I sign up to be an organ donor....
That's when I realized she was a girl after my own heart!

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Rating: 6.7/10 (7)

FLEX WORDLE

FLEX WORDLE Guess the WORDLE in 3 tries. After each guess, the color of the tiles will change to show how close your guess was to the solution.
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What's a real estate law

What's a real estate lawyer's least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.
#joke #short #lawyer
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Rating: 5.4/10 (5)

Although they are annoying, do

Although they are annoying, don't swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.
#joke #short
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Rating: 1.8/10 (5)

I want a job at Canada Goose.

I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I'll have to learn coating.
#joke #short
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Rating: 1.8/10 (5)

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