Jokes of the day for Tuesday, 16 September 2014

Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Tuesday, 16 September 2014
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Q: How do trees access the int...

Q: How do trees access the internet?
A: They log in.
Joke | Source : Laugh Factory Network - Watch our huge library of the best stand-up comedy videos, get information on our stand-up comedians, read our joke of the day

Rating: 5.5/10 (2 votes cast)

Funny video of the day - Baby Girl’s Funny Reaction to Dad Blowing Air in Her Face

Baby Girl’s Funny Reaction to Dad Blowing Air in Her Face link to page video is posted initially - A father blows air into his baby daughter‘s face. Her reaction is both funny and cute - Sent: Jokes Admin

Rating: 8.0/10 (2 votes cast)

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Joke | Source : Pun of the Day - Funny puns and jokes - the largest collection of humorous puns on the internet. New pun added daily.

Rating: 6.0/10 (2 votes cast)

Birthday Party

A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out..... a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop some wood for her out back. Gratefully, they headed to the rear of the house. 
The guests arrived, and all was going well with the children having a wonderful time. But the clown hadn't shown up. After a half and hour, the clown finally called to report that he was stuck in traffic, and would probably not make the party at all.

The woman was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain the children herself. She happened to look out the window and saw one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in awe as he swung from tree branches, did mid-air flips, and leaped high in the air.

She spoke to the other bum and said, "What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him \\$50!"

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The other bum says, "Well, I dunno. Let me ask him. 'HEY WILLIE! FOR \\$50, WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?"            
Joke | Source : Get Frank - NZ's Online Men's Lifestyle Magazine for Fashion, Health, Lifestyle, Recreation Articles & Reviews, Funny jokes and photos updated daily

Rating: 8.5/10 (2 votes cast)

"What do you do?" a young man ...

"What do you do?" a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with.

"I'm a nurse."

"I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me," he whispered in her ear.

"That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward."

Joke | Source : Smilezilla - Daily Jokes and Funny Stories

Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

Three old ladies are sitting i...

Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down." The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to bed or had just waken up!" The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory's just as good as it's always been, knock on wood." She raps the table. With a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?!"
Joke | Source : A joke a day - Free Jokes of the Day Clean Funny Jokes via Email, Humor and Entertainment

Rating: 5.2/10 (10 votes cast)

Funny Photo of the day - Cute dog hair style

Permlink Cute dog hair style - Dog doesn't seem happy | Source : Jokes of The Day - By Jokes of the day visitor - Sent: Jokes Admin

Rating: 6.5/10 (2 votes cast)

Hot and cold...

A man walks into a store and he saw a thermos. The clerk walks up to him and asks, "May I help you with anything?"

"Yea! What is that?"

"Why that's a thermos!"

"What's it do?"

"It keeps things hot and it keeps things cold!"

"I'll take it"

The next day the man goes to work carrying this thermos. His co-workers ask him, "What's that!"

"It's a thermos"

"What's it do?"

"It keeps things hot and it keeps things cold!"

"So whatcha got in it?"

"Two popsicles and a cup of coffee."

Joke | Source : http://www.pacprod.com/ - Pacific products joke of the day

Rating: 6.0/10 (2 votes cast)

 I Only Ordered A Double


I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.


The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.






Joke | Source : Joke of the Day - Jokes served hot and fresh daily.

Rating: 7.0/10 (2 votes cast)

Express result to the accuracy of 2 decimal.
Brain Teasers, puzzles, riddles, mathematical problems, mastermind, cinemania...

Making Cookies

Q: How many blonds does it take to make chocolate-chip
cookies? A: 15, one to make the batter and 14 to peel the
M&M's
Joke | Source : The Bartender's guide - Jokes, Drinks, and Poker

Rating: 6.5/10 (2 votes cast)

Myq Kaplan: New Game Show

I have a new idea for a game show for people who are high, and its called Can You Remember What You Just Saw? Thats actually the bonus round. Round one is Can You Describe Whats in Front of You Right Now? OK, you got it? Were going to take it away. What was it? We will not accept awesome.
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 16 September 2011

Rating: 2.6/10 (16 votes cast)

Eugene Mirman: Kids Say the Darnedest Things

A lot of people think kids say the darnedest things, but so would you if you had no education.
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Sunday, 16 September 2012

Rating: 3.9/10 (7 votes cast)

Wok and Roll

Q: What's a wok?

A: Something you throw at a wabbit.
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Monday, 16 September 2013

Rating: 3.0/10 (5 votes cast)

Blonde - Tracks

Three Blonds are walking down the street when they see some
tracks. The first one said "I think they are dog tracks", The
second one said "I think they are cow tracks". The third one
said "I think they are Dodo bird tracks". What happened next?
They all got hit by a train!


Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 16 September 2011

Rating: 2.3/10 (12 votes cast)

sex

you mamma's like a gas pump you got to pay before you pump
Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Sunday, 16 September 2012

Rating: 4.8/10 (5 votes cast)

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