Famous Mothers Quotes
MONA LISAS MOTHER: After all that money your father and I spent on braces, thats the biggest smile you can give us?
COLUMBUS MOTHER: I dont care what youve discovered, you still could have written!
MICHELANGELOS MOTHER: Cant you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?
NAPOLEONS MOTHER: All right, if you arent hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.
ABRAHAM LINCOLNS MOTHER: Again with the stovepipe hat? Cant you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?
ALBERT EINSTEINS MOTHER: But its your senior picture. Cant you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something ?
GEORGE WASHINGTONS MOTHER: The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!
JONAHS MOTHER: Thats a nice story. Now tell me where youve really been for the last forty years.
THOMAS EDISONS MOTHER: Of course Im proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!
PAUL REVERES MOTHER: I dont care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew.
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