How much English can you speak?
Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knows his way around. Whats more, he only speaks a few words of English.
The Judge looks at the defendant and says, How much English can you speak?
The defendant looks up and says, Give me your wallet!
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