Worm Jokes 03
What is a worm's favorite band?
Mud!
What is the maggot army called?
The Apple Corps!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs!
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?
it has a blue light!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?
Where in earth have you been!
When should you stop for a glow worm?
When he has a red light!
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