A guy wants to become a magici...

A guy wants to become a magician so he goes out and buys a magician book. Later he gathers his family around the living room for his first trick.

Reading his new book he reaches into a bag and pulls out a hammer and to the amazement of his family hits himself in the head with it. He's unconscious and spends a month in the hospital.

Suddenly a nurse notices his eye lids flicker. She calls the family in and they gather around his bed.

Just then he sits up in bed awake and says..."TA-DA!"
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