A man went on a business trip

A man went on a business trip to China and wanted to buy some giftsfor his kids. He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player.Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, 'What wouldhappened if this does not work?'
The shopkeeper quietly points to the only sign in English that reads,'GUARANTEE NO SPOILT'.
Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel.He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel but itwould not even switch on.
He quickly return to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchangefor another unit. When the shopkeeper refused to give either, the man points to the signassuring him of a guarantee.
The shopkeeper then said, 'Brother, you are in China. We read from theright to the left.'
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