Guy talks to barman

Customer: (to bartender)

"My wife and I just got into a knock down, drag out fight!"

Bartender: What happened?

Customer: When it was all over, she came crawling to me on her hands and knees!

Bartender: Wow! What did she say?

Customer: She said, "come out from under that bed right now you coward or I'll kick your butt again!!"

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