My money
Rahul and Jany were checking out their new villa.
Rahul had paid for the house and he felt the urge to keep reminding his wife about it.
As they went to each room, he said to her, "Jany, if it were not for my money, we would not be here."
Jany kept quiet.
That evening, their new furniture was delivered, furniture which Rahul had paid for. After the furniture was set, they took another look at the house. As they saw the gloriously decorated house, Rahul reminded Jany,
"If it were not for my money, this furniture would not be here."
"If it were not for my money, this furniture would not be here."
Jany maintained her silence.
Later that evening, another vehicle delivered a state-of-the-art electronics system with home theatre.
Again, Rahul could not help himself but remind Jany, "Sweetheart, it it were not for my money, this system would not be here."
Jany was not quiet this time. She replied, "Sweetheart, I don't want to make you feel bad, but...if it were not for your money, I wouldn't be here either!"
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