Personal Ads That Were Probabl
Personal Ads That Were Probably NEVER AnsweredSWM: Roommate needed for six bedroom north side condo.$800/month plus 1/2 utilities. Must enjoy garlic, taxidermy & clock repair.
SWF: Seeks any M, age 16-52, for immediate marriage.Willing to beg. Call 24/hours, 7/days 1-800-I'm-4you.
SWM: 39, enjoys assault rifles, heavy drinking, and testosterone.Seeks like-minded SF, W only, to listen to political conspiracy theoriesand help stock secluded mountain shelter. Don't bother to write, I already know where you live.
SWF: 25, enjoys poetry recitals, interpretive dance, herb tea, New Agemusic, Communing with Gaian nature spirits, and Jello sculpting.Seeks aloof, analytic whimp.
SWM: 59, wide range of interests including: Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, Power Rangers, and Sea Quest.ISO compatible F.
SM: Seeking an adventurous SF Interested in underwater bondage with orw/o scuba gear And albino livestock breeding. No weirdos please.
SBM: Vegetarian Truck-driving Republican juggler Wishes to meet womanof similar interests Must be ambidextrous.
DWF: Crazy ppl Need Love Too. If you enjoy destroying good furniture, Police lineups and locking yourfriends in closets, We already have three things in common !Let's get together.
DM: Physician, 35 Desires to meet that special woman with real innerbeauty. Send latest X-rays.
DWM: Compulsive Liar Seeks beautiful woman to share my million dollarRiviera chateau. Visa Gold Card a must. Private plane a plus.
SWM: 32, my life's work is verifying, in detail, all the episodes shownon"The X-Files". ISO SWF with like dedication. Must be willing to travel a lot
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