These two men were traveling t
These two men were traveling through Georgia when they came to a peach farm. A sign caught their eye that said "Designer Peaches-Any Flavor". Curiosity got the best of them, so they stopped to investigate. The farmer told them that he has a peach that matches any taste they desired.The first man indignantly said, "How about peanut butter and jelly?" The farmer fished around in one of the barrels, selected a peach, and handed to the man.
The man took a bite and said, " This tastes just like grape jelly, but where's the peanut butter?"
The farmer said, "Flip it over".
The man complied and took a bite from the other side of the peach.
He said, "I can't believe it. It tastes just like peanut butter".
The second man wasn't convinced. He said, "How about a peach that tastes like pussy?"
The farmer when back through the barrel and presented a peach to the man.
The man took a bite and shouted, "This tastes like s***!"
The farmer said, "Flip it over".
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